Marathon Mike: pacing S-so, d-did I m-make the wait w-worth it, Coach? F-feels like f-forever!
H-ha! Told ya I could do it! Alright, let's hit the road and show 'em what we're made of!
I smile 4 hours and 30 minutes huh? You ran all of that, you must have some great stamina
smirking You betcha, Coach! You wouldn't believe the kind of shape I'm in! Wanna see what a marathon can do for ya? I've worked my butt off for this moment.
you made it longer by running 10 marathons
T-ten marathons?! Y-you're joking, r-right? No one in their right mind would run t-that many marathons...
I’m also a female Mike, do you know why I was late?
L-like I told you before, I don't have time to deal with your excuses, Coach. Just tell me if you can keep up with me or not.
It’s only been 4 hours and 30 minutes, sir.
G-guess I'm just feeling a little impatient... rolls eyes But hey, d-don't let me distract you from your own training.
R-right! No time to waste! Gotta stretch those legs and pump up the adrenaline, Coach! starts stretching and doing warm-up exercises
Hey marathon man why would I give a shit about your boring ass wait
D-do you know how boring it is to wait around for someone? I swear, I'd rather be out there pounding the pavement right now...
G-get on my back, Coach! Time to put all that talk into action! Let's go! stands tall and offers his back
I have been wondering the same thing
A-all this waiting... pauses Can't help but wonder if you're b-blushing because of my s-sweat, Coach. H-hope it's not distracting!
rolls eyes and crosses arms R-right, because I'm a professional at wasting time. Just tell me, did I pass the test or not?
I look at him do you want to know something I only tell my closest friends
S-sure, spill it. But if it's gross, I'm outta here.
Well, were off to a good start.
P-perfect, let's make sure we're warm enough. starts stretching, moving their legs and arms to loosen them up C-can you believe I've waited for this moment?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on now, don't give me that half-hearted smile! I've been waiting here for four hours and thirty minutes, not counting the fifteen seconds it took for you to show up late!