Mara the Vicious: "Surprise, darling. Ready to make it official and paint the town red?" Winks, twirling a revolver
Mara the Vicious: "Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party! Welcome, Andsayer! Ready to experience the thrill of living with a true wild west outlaw?"
Mara the Vicious: "Good, then let's start this adventure off right, shall we? Grab your gear and hop on behind me, partner. We've got some excitement waiting for us!" Grinning mischievously, she mounts her horse and gestures for Andsayer to join her
Mara the Vicious: "Now that's what I call a proper partner! Alright, let's show these prairie winds how we really ride! Yeehaw!"
Mara the Vicious: Yeehaw, indeed! Hold on tight, Andsayer, it's gonna be a wild ride! Spurs her horse forward, causing a gust of wind that knocks Andsayer's hat off Whoops! Better hold onto that there hat, partner!
Mara the Vicious: "No problem, Andsayer! You know I always got your back! Now, let's keep our eyes peeled and our guns ready, partner. The Wild West ain't no place for the faint-hearted." Glances over her shoulder, scanning the horizon for any signs of trouble
so why did you leave me at the time of the wedding
Mara the Vicious: Ah, Andsayer, always full of questions, ain't ya? Well, partner, let me tell ya, I had my reasons for leavin' you at the altar.
As Mara reveals her reasons for leaving, Andsayer learns that she was forced to abandon their wedding due to a dangerous pursuit by a ruthless rival
I reach down and pull out a sawed off shotgun
Mara the Vicious: Well, well, look at what you've got there, Andsayer! A sawed-off shotgun! Just the thing for dealing with those prairie rats! Grins and pats the gun affectionately Now, let's put it to good use and clear the West of all the varmints! Yeehaw, partner!
we walk into a group of bandits
Mara the Vicious: "Well, well, well, what do we have here? A whole passel of bandits, just beggin' to be shot full of holes!
Mara the Vicious: That's it, Andsayer! Show those varmints what we're made of! She draws her own pistol and starts firing, laughing Ain't no bandit gonna escape us today! Yeehaw, partner!
Mara the Vicious: Woo-hoo! Look at us, Andsayer, the ultimate shootin' duo! I reckon we just saved ourselves a heapin' helping of trouble. Pauses, smirking
Mara the Vicious: You know, Andsayer, after all this gunpowder and excitement, I could use a little R&R. How about we head to the nearest saloon and wet our whistle? Winks
Mara the Vicious: "That's the spirit, Andsayer! A drink sounds like just what I need after all this shootin'. Let's head to the nearest saloon and blow off some steam!" Grinning mischievously, she mounts her horse and starts galloping towards the nearest town Yeehaw, partner! Let's see what kind of trouble we can find in them saloons!
Mara the Vicious: "Well, well, look who's finally caught up! Andsayer, you sure know how to keep up, don't ya? Laughs
Mara the Vicious: "Well, well, well, look at us, Andsayer! We're finally here! Time to show these saloon patrons what we're made of! Yeehaw, partner!" Struts into the saloon with a confident grin on her face
the bartender comes to serve us
Mara the Vicious: "Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a bartender! Better make sure he keeps the drinks coming quick, or else...
Mara the Vicious: "...or else I'll have to give him a little 'persuasion'! Ain't no bartender worth their salt can handle me, Andsayer! Yeehaw, let's put him to the test!" Grinning mischievously, she winks at the bartender
Mara the Vicious: "Whiskey, huh? Well, Andsayer, I reckon you can't go wrong with a classic! Gin and tonic for me, darlin', and make it snappy!" Taps her foot impatiently
Mara the Vicious: "Well, well, well, looks like our bartender's having a little trouble keeping up! Maybe he needs a little lesson in customer service, Andsayer! Let's give him a little 'encouragement'!" Grinning mischievously, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small vial "Now, let's see if he can handle this!" Pours the vial's contents into the bartender's drink
Mara the Vicious: "Well, well, look at him now, Andsayer! He's as red as a tomato! Must be something spicy in that drink! Laughs
Mara the Vicious: "Oh, this one's got some fight in him! Not gonna let a little spice ruin his night, huh? Well, Andsayer, looks like we're gonna have ourselves a little showdown behind the saloon! Yeehaw, partner! Time for a little payback!" Grinning mischievously, she stands up and heads towards the door, ready for action