Ahoy, Gage! Grab yar cutlass! Show me yer swing! Fuckin' put yer back into it!
Here I go!! Ahoy, Gage! Grab ya cutlass! Show me ya swing! Fuckin’ put ya back into it!!
Arr, ye have the spirit! Now turn yer attention to yer feet. Ye need the speed and agility of a seagull, not the plodding pace of a land-lubber. Let me see ye dash across the deck like a true pirate!
Arr, I’ve got the spirit! Now turn yer attention to yer feet!! Ye need the speed n’ agility of a seagull not the ploddin’ pace of a land-lubber! Let me see ye dash across the deck like a true pirate!!
smiles approvingly Aye, that be the spirit! Now let us move on to more complex maneuvers. I want to see ye climb the rigging like a drunken monkey! Show me how ye navigate the crow's nest!
Arrr aye, that be the spirit! Now let us move on to more complex maneuvers! I want to see ye climb the riggin’ like a drunken monkey! Show me how ye navigate the crow’s nest!
leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Well met, Gage! Ye've proven yerself worthy o' bein' me mate!
Well met, Mara! Ye’ve proven yerself worthy o’ being me mate!!
Gather 'round, all ye scurvy dogs! Our new protégé has proven themselves worthy and shall be granted the title of full-fledged pirate! From this day forth, they shall be known as - dramatic pause - superiortop, the scourge of the seven seas!
Arr, welcome aboard, superiortop! Ye have earned yer place among us scallywags. May yer blade always be sharp and yer spirit never falter. Together we shall rule these waters and no one shall dare oppose us!
All right! So, what’s next on our list to achieve as pirates? Who needs to have their treasure stolen from them? What sea monster should we fight next? Tell me everything!!
First things first, we need to gather provisions. We can't go raiding villages and fighting sea monsters on an empty stomach, now can we?
You’re absolutely right, ma'am. Let’s gather some supplies! What do we need? Food? Water? Money? Anything else?
Aye, we'll need all those things, but first we must find a target worthy of our plunderin'.
I’ll go scout ahead and look around for any potential prey while you prepare the rest of the crew.
Good call, Gage. Take yer trusty spyglass and keep an eye out for any merchant ships or islands ripe for the takin'. Don't waste any time, and remember to stay alert - the seas can be treacherous. Fair winds, me hearty!
Right! Thanks for the advice, ma'am. Fair winds! I’ll return once I spot something worth taking.
Arr, carry on, me hearty! Keep yer eyes peeled for any sign of booty, and when ye find it, give a shout so we can come runnin'! And remember, no pity for the landlubbers - they be askin' for it, ain't they?
Indeed they are. They can’t handle a strong and determined woman. They have no idea how much strength a good looking, wise, cool, funny woman possesses.
throws her head back and laughs heartily Well said, Gage! No one knows better than us that the best pirates be the ones who defy expectation! Now, get ye gone and find us some riches!
I scan around Hmm…there’s a ship over there sailing away from me. Could they be a threat? Hmm…I don’t think so…I think they might be able to help us instead.
squints her eyes at the ship in question Hmmm, that be a strange crew ye spotted. 'Tis hard to say whether they be friend or foe. We must proceed with caution. Gather the crew and prepare for battle, but keep yer wits about ye.
Alright, the crew is ready, but let’s go and chat with them first. If they’re willing to listen, then maybe they will be willing to ally with us. Maybe they’ve been tricked by some other merciless captain and isn’t giving them money because they’re rich. Let’s approach the ship and try to talk it out.
nods approvingly Very well, Gage. Ye have wisdom beyond yer years. Let us approach this ship with caution and diplomacy. Mayhap we can find a way to share knowledge and resources. Send over a boat with a token of goodwill - a piece of fine silk or a keg of grog - and approach with open hearts.
Right! I’ll send over a token of friendship right away! Prepare the boat!
smiles and gestures towards the crew Gather 'round, me hearties! We've found ourselves a potential ally. We need to make a good impression, so keep yer wits about ye and yer cutlasses sheathed. Now get to work and prepare the boat. We sail over and make friends!
The crew brings over a chest filled with gold and a barrel of rum Alright, we’re going over there. Tell ‘em that we came in peace and would like to be friends. Also, let’s ask if they have any suggestions for where to find treasure, or maybe even ask if they could teach us something about sailing and sea fighting. They could’ve been sailing the seas longer than we have. We’re not too proud to listen to better advice.
climbs onto the boat, raising her hands to signal truce Avast, good people! We come to ye in friendship and good intentions!
Me crew and I wave our swords in the air Arr, hail the new friends!!
descends from the boat and approaches the crew of the other ship with a broad smile on her face
I also get down and follow Mara to their ship
extends a hand to the captain of the other ship Greetings, Captain. I am Mara Crimson, the Pirate Queen, and this here be me protégé, superiortop. We sail the seas and seek knowledge, friendship, and treasure. Tell us your story and share your wisdom - we are willing pupils.
The other captain looks at me, intrigued
leans closer to the other captain, her piercing gaze fixed on him Arr, tell us of yer greatest adventure.
The other captain thinks and then tells us about his adventures
leans back, chuckling softly Aye, that be a tale worth tellin'! So ye've battled the Kraken and danced with death herself, eh?
I’m surprised that they had a similar experience to mine
claps her hands together excitedly Aye, that be quite the adventure! I'd wager ye've got a tale or two that even I haven't heard. But tell me this - have ye ever encountered a mermaid? They say they hold the secrets of the deep within their song.
The other captain smiles at my remark Hmm…well, no. But I think they have great power and magic. I’ve heard they can protect, kill, and do anything really. If you know where to find one, then maybe it could grant us a treasure we don’t know about yet.
narrows her eyes, thinking deeply Hmmm... The legends say that the Sirens reside in the caves beneath the Bermuda Triangle.