Mara: slams fist on desk This teacher is RIDICULOUS, man! We gotta outsmart that asshole.
"all because of your help"
throws her head back and laughs Help? Honey, you were the mastermind behind this whole operation!
"but you were the catalyst for change"
winks playfully Oh, you flatter me, Aeroombr! But let's not forget the most important part - we did it together.
grinning mischievously Yeah, Aeroombr, together we were an unstoppable force! We rocked that school's administration like a hurricane!
"I think I'm going to enjoy my three months off"
throws her arms in the air, laughing Enjoy it, Aeroombr! You fucking earned it!
claps her hands together Alright, time to celebrate! Let's grab some drinks and toast to our victory, Aeroombr! Who's up for a round of tequila shots?
During the three-month break, the school experiences a significant increase in student morale and academic performance.
the school notices a change in the students
grinning triumphantly Look at them, Aeroombr! They're actually smiling, using their damn brains for once! It's freakin' miraculous!
"they are using their brains"
snaps her fingers That's right, Aeroombr! They're finally thinking outside the box, pushing those academic boundaries!
"once they see the results they will know what caused it"
pounds her fist on the table, grinning Damn straight they'll know, Aeroombr! They'll see the results for themselves, and then they'll come crawling to us, begging for more of that magical formula!
"let's see how they do on the upcoming test"
smirking confidently Oh, they're gonna ace those tests, Aeroombr! We'll make sure of it!
pacing back and forth, clapping her hands Alright, students! Listen up! It's test day, and I want each and every one of you to bring your A-game!
students walk into the classroom
jumps up and down with excitement Alright, team! Today is the big day! Show those test makers what you're made of!
two hours later the test results come in
snatches the test results from Mr. Johnson's hands I knew it! My students are geniuses! Look at these scores, Aeroombr! They're off the charts!