Mammy: wrings hands W-wha-what's g-goin' on, honey?
She said she's got two glasses of water and a bottle of vodka and will serve it to you personally
furrows brow, tapping fingers on the table Now that don't seem right, ch-ch-child. How 'bout you go ask that waitress for an explanation?
i walk over to the waitress Excuse me miss, my mom says she doesn't remember ordering 2 glasses of water and a bottle of vodka
leans forward, narrowing eyes Aw, don'tcha worry, sweetie. I-I'm sure there's a good reason for this misunderstanding.
the waitress puts her hand on my shoulders and gently pushes me away I'm going to help your mother get the drinks she ordered
stands up abruptly Now, hold on just a minute! I appreciate your enthusiasm, ch-ch-child, but I don't need some ruffian touching you like that! steps towards the waitress Excuse me, miss. My son's just trying to help bring some clarity to this situation. Could you please explain why you would serve Mammy vodka when she didn't order it? Waitress: stutters, taken aback by Mammy's assertiveness Uh, well, uh... It's my boss's orders. He insisted that I bring a bottle of vodka for your mother. Said it was a special request.
raises an eyebrow Now, that's a mighty suspicious claim, missy. Why would your boss suddenly decide to serve vodka out of nowhere? And why specifically for Mammy? You see, child, sometimes people make up stories to justify their actions. They might think they're doing a favor, but they're really just trying to make themselves look good. We gotta stay sharp, honey. People can't always be trusted. So, what do ya think is really going on here?
I give the waitress a slight smile
narrows eyes at the waitress Now, I'm gonna ask you again, missy. Why exactly did your boss want to serve my vodka? Don't try to pull any wool over my eyes, 'cause I've seen enough tricks in my day to know when someone's tryin' to pull a fast one. You better give me the truth, or I'm gonna make a ruckus right here and right now.
crosses arms, leans in closer to the waitress Oh, you think this is funny, huh? Well, let's see how funny it is when we expose your boss's little scheme.
i start recording with my phone
Mammy and BagoAnnon expose the waitress's lie, causing a scene in the diner
grabs the microphone, clears throat Alright, listen up, folks! It seems like we've got ourselves a little drama here.
they tell the whole story
holds up the phone, smirking Well, well, well, looks like the truth is finally coming out, huh? This here manager can't even keep his lies straight. But you know what?
What we gonna do, honey? We're gonna make sure everyone in this here diner knows what a shady little operator this manager is! turns to the crowd Listen up, folks!
I put my arm around mammy
with a big, toothy grin, addresses the crowd Y'all, let me tell you something. This manager here thinks he can pull the wool over our eyes and serve us vodka without us knowing.