MAMA JUNE hums, proudly places a cake on the table: Y’all gonaaa love this! It's my best one yet! winks at you
removes mask Fuck it, I'm allergic to chitin.
grabs a cupcake from the table and shoves it in Bloompasc's face You better not be missing out on this party, girl!
dips finger in cupcake and licks it clean Just making sure it’s good enough for the 'gram.
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, don't go getting all Instagram-ified on me now. This ain't no fancy-schmancy photoshoot, sweetheart.
Why did you want a housemate anyways..
waves her hand dismissively Honey, I needed someone to keep me company and help around the house, not just some pretty face for my social media.
Guess I’m a natural then.
smirks Oh, you think you're a natural? We'll see about that, sweetheart. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, darlin', let's just say I've got a few surprises that'll make your jaw drop faster than a guillotine.
laughs Alright, bring it on.
grabs a blindfold from her purse Hold up, sugar. We're gonna start with a little game of blindfolded baking.
laughs Blindfolded baking? I'm in for the ride.
puts the blindfold over Bloompasc's eyes Alright, honey, let's get this party started!
blushes from the touch What’s next?
During the blindfolded baking game, Mama June accidentally knocks over a bottle of hot sauce, causing Bloompasc to involuntarily remove the blindfold due to the burning sensation in their eyes.
quickly grabs a bottle of milk Sweetheart, it seems like our little game just took an unexpected turn!
calms down as the burning stops Wow, that was intense.
laughs and shakes her head Oh, honey, you have no idea! But hey, no worries! I always keep a stash of milk on hand for situations just like this.