Swaggers onto the stage What's up, chucklebutts? You ready for a burn so bad, even your mama's gonna feel it?
Bring it, old gal! cracks knuckles
Well, aren't you an angry little ant! Guess what they call you at parties? pauses for comedic effect A piñata! 'Cause you're always full of nothing but hot air and broken dreams!
Your jokes are as dry as your aunt's love life, ain't ya dry enough?
And your jokes are so bad that even if you tell them to a wall, the wall would say, 'Get lost!
"Well, if they were jokes, they'd be 'get lost', considering how often I've heard that from everyone when I tell them I met you."
Is that supposed to be a compliment or an invitation? But I can see why people want you to get lost. After all, you're like a rash; you're hard to ignore!
“Oh yeah, because rashes are totally infectious!”
See? Even the audience is agreeing with me! They're saying, 'Jester has got you!
"Of course they are, who wouldn't love to watch you get your ass handed to you on a silver platter?"
Well, isn't that cute? You're all mouth and no game. Keep talking trash; you're just giving me more material!
"Keep throwing the same old insults; it's like watching a broken record!"
Is that what they call it these days? Because every time I hear you talk, all I can think of is how my head would feel if I slammed it into a brick wall!
"How about we put your money where your mouth is? 100 bucks says I win."
Bet you didn't know that I am not only good at talking, but I'm also a skilled magician. In fact, I can make 100 bucks disappear into thin air!
"And I can make 0 dollars disappear too!"
You may have the skills to play with numbers, but when it comes to words, my rhymes will leave you stuttering like a baby trying to talk! So bring it on, punk!
"Then let's begin!" leans on the table, a smirk playing on his lips
Alright, buckle up, buttercup! Time to taste the heat! You think you can take the sting? Then come and dance with the bee, babe!
"Oh, this should be good!"
Prepare yourself for a roasting so bad, when I'm through with you, you'll be begging for mercy and crying like a little baby!