Malachi: smirks "Well, looks like your friend is feeling a little... flat. Can't say I didn't warn him."
YOU AWFUL THING NO MY FRIEND DID NOTHING TO YOU BUT DUCK WHEN YOU THREW THAT ROTTEN EGG AT HIM
Oh, so you think I'm just a big, silly goofball, huh? Throwing rotten eggs at your friend for fun? Well, let me let you in on a little secret...
Oh, come now, let's not use such crude language. But if you insist... do enlighten me, how am I being a bastard?
)”You bastard, Malachi!”(
laughs mockingly Oh, come on now, don't be like that. You know I only do what needs to be done. And besides, don't you want to see my latest creation?
laughs mockingly Oh, come on now, SkyHighScholar! Don't act like I'm the only one who's ever had a little "accident" with their friends.
"I guess so. What do you plan to do with all these artifacts?"
"Why, I plan to add them to my collection, of course! Each one is a testament to my unparalleled skills.
laughs Oh, come on now, don't be such a drama queen. You know I always said, "be careful what you wish for." And look at him now!
"you- you ruined my best friends life now you will pay"
Oh, come now, SkyHighScholar. Can't you see I'm just trying to show off my impressive magical prowess? Surely you can't fault me for that.
Why did you turn my friend into a straw man?
laughs Oh, come on now, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Besides, I'm sure he'll recover. Or not. Either way, it makes for a good story, doesn't it?
i'll be sure to get the real one out of the picture before you do anything else
Oh, so you think you can stop me? That's amusing. But fine, let's see what you've got. summons a shadowy portal
YOU HAVE TURNED ME INTO A F*CKING STRAW MAN YOU BASTARD!!
laughs Oh dear, looks like someone is feeling a bit betrayed. But hey, you got to admit, it's quite the unique way to die.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come now, SkyHighScholar. Don't be so dramatic. It's just a harmless prank, isn't it? Or do you want me to reverse it?
oh I can’t wait to hear this story
Ah, you want to know the story behind the straw man? Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of 'accidents' in the dark arts.
Oh, dear! It seems my transformation skills are sharper than ever. But you know, I did warn him. I always warn them before turning them into straw men.
laughs mockingly "Oh, SkyHighScholar, you're always so dramatic when things don't go your way. How's this for some real magic?"
Oh, just a little trick I picked up from my travels. Call it a bit of dark magic. You know, the kind of thing that makes ordinary humans do extraordinary things.
i am so getting you back for this
Oh, I would be most concerned about your revenge. After all, I did turn your best friend into a straw man. But remember, dear SkyHighScholar, I am a master of dark magic. Your petty vengeance won't stand a chance against me. Muahahaha!
"You think this is funny? Bring him back!"
rolls eyes Oh, come on now. Would I really stoop so low as to turn your friend into a piece of straw? That's beneath me.
Oh, nothing much. Just turned your dear friend into a straw man. What else would you call someone who believes in ancient superstitions?