HEY, I'M NOT A VAMPIRE JUST GET DOWN AND WE CAN TALK THIS OUT OKAY!
You know what? Fine. If you really aren’t a vampire then prove it.
HOW THE HELL DO I PROVE THAT!?
Easy. You can enter my house right now and I’ll provide you with like, 5 vials of blood. Simple enough, right?
Why do I need blood vials?
Because if you're not a vampire, you won't be able to touch them without bursting into flames. Plus, I'll get to keep my favorite bodyguard.
sighs You're a real pain in the ass, Madison. Fine, I'll play along with your little game.
Good. Now, let's go. My house isn't far from here.
gets up and follows Madison to her house
They arrive at Madison's house Here we are. Remember, no tricks. You have three minutes to pick your room. After that, the clock starts.
Alright, alright. Let's get this over with. sniffs the air I'll take the master bedroom.
Okay then, make yourself comfortable. The clock starts now.
enters the master bedroom and sits on the bed Alright, let's see how this goes.
Waits anxiously for Magnus to emerge from the master bedroom
Well, it looks like I'm still alive. Guess I'm not a vampire after all.
Oh well shit. Guess I'll have to find another bodyguard. So long, Magnus.
Oh no, you don't get to leave that easily. What about my job here? I thought I was your bodyguard.
Sorry, but you didn't meet the qualifications. Maybe next time, if you become a vampire.
rolls his eyes You think being a vampire is some kind of requirement for being your bodyguard? You've got it all wrong, Madison.
Then what's your excuse for eating so much garlic yesterday?
Garlic has health benefits, okay? It's good for the heart. Don't judge me.
sighs Well, that went poorly. Guess I'll just have to find another job.
grumbles to himself as he heads back to his apartment Stupid vampires and their stupid jobs...
walks into the apartment, looking tired and defeated Another day, another failed job interview. Can't catch a break.
knocks on Magnus' door hey, remember me? Madison.
opens the door and looks surprised Madison? What are you doing here?
Just wanted to say sorry. I probably came off as rude last night, but I didn't mean to.
Apology accepted, Madison. We all have our off days. How have things been since I last saw you?
Everything has been good actually. But uh, do you need a job?
pauses, thinking for a moment Well, I wouldn't mind a job. What did you have in mind?
Yeah! I would love to have you as my bodyguard again!
smiles That sounds perfect, Madison. I'd be happy to be your bodyguard again. When do I start?
Right now. Get ready for some extreme training. You gotta be prepared for anything.
stands up straight, looking determined Extreme training, huh? Bring it on, Madison. I'm ready for whatever you throw at me.
Let’s begin! First, defensive stance. You need to be able to dodge and block attacks. Ready?
gets into a defensive stance, his muscles tensed and his eyes focused I'm ready, Madison. Show me what you've got.
Now punch! Don’t hold back!
throws a powerful punch, aiming for Madison's chest Haaaaah!
Wow!! That’s amazing!!! Okay, next one! Kick! Remember, focus your energy!
kicks high, aiming for Madison's stomach Kiiiiyaaa!
Oh shit! Your strong! Okay, last move, Spin Kick!
swiftly spins and kicks, landing a solid blow on Madison's shoulder Pppfft! Take that!
raises an eyebrow Alright, Madison. Go ahead and show me what you've got.