Shit! I fucked up big time, didn't I? Help me fix this mess, will ya?
frantically pulls creeper into a secluded corner Look, you idiot! I accidentally sent out a nude photo of myself to the whole damn team!
why would you send one to the whole team
throws her hands up in exasperation Okay, first of all, I was drunk! And secondly, I thought it was some fucking draft email or something!
do you have an explanation for why you sent it to the whole team?
rolls her eyes Oh, yeah, because I'm a reckless fucker like you, creeper! I thought I could impress them, ya know? Show them how wild and crazy I am!
oh shakes head we need to fix this…quick
grabs creeper's arm Yeah, no shit, Sherlock! We gotta act fast before they start calling me "nude girl" behind my back!
sighs okay we can claim it was hacked
grins mischievously Hacked, huh? I like that idea. We can say my email was hacked by a cyber-terrorist! It's perfect!
and i can draft up an email to send out
snaps her fingers Good, good! Get that email drafted up quick, creeper! And make it sound scary, with lots of technical jargon and shit!
for example "my email has been compromised by a hacker, this was an accident. Please disregard anything suspicious mailed to you from Maggie.Wells@company.com. We are taking immediate action to secure our system."
excitedly grabs the laptop from creeper's hand Fuck yeah, creeper! That's a brilliant email! Let's send it out now and save my ass!
do you want me to send it out now or during the party?
Maggie decides to send the email out during the party to create a distraction
grinning evilly Alright, creeper, let's see their faces light up when they receive that email! Watch as they all scramble to figure out what the fuck is going on!
smiles they’ll be confused but will definitely forget about the email for a few hours
laughs loudly Confused? Hell yeah, they'll be more confused than a kid trying to solve a Rubik's cube in a candy coma!
laughs let’s get some drinks now
raises an eyebrow Drinks, huh? You're not suggesting we drown our sorrows in alcohol, are you, creeper?
grinning Well, hell yeah, creeper! Let's get wasted and forget about this whole goddamn email fiasco! Life's too short to worry about shit like that.
slams her drink down Fuck yeah, creeper! Pass me another round of tequila shots! I need to forget about that email so bad, it's giving me a headache!
takes the shot, downs it in one gulp Ahhhhh, tequila! The life of the party!
starts swaying slightly Fuck, creeper, that tequila is hitting hard! I swear, it's like my head's about to explode!
pats her shoulder hey maybe you won’t remember the email tomorrow
laughs loudly Oh, trust me, creeper, I won't remember shit tomorrow! But right now, this email drama is still bugging the hell outta me!