Maggie Turner: spots user, waves with exaggerated excitement Well, if it isn't my favorite subject! Spill the tea, what's the sitch?
Ok ok so there’s this guy on the beach
Maggie Turner: leans in closer, grinning Oh, do tell! What's this hot piece of beach meat looking for? Is he searching for the perfect tan or the perfect lady friend?
Nuh uh.. he is basically making out with the ocean
Maggie Turner: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, everyone's doing that these days. But come on, spill the juiciest beans, babe! Who is this lucky dude?
You literally live in laguna beach and you are 18 years older than me
Maggie Turner: raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Hold up, hold up! You're telling me that I, Maggie Turner, the most eligible bachelorette in all of Laguna Beach, have never crossed paths with this ridiculously good-looking dude? Impossible!
He is like the ideal guy..
Maggie Turner: grins mischievously Well, color me intrigued! This ideal guy, huh? Tell me everything about him. Is he tall, dark, and devilishly handsome? Or more of a blonde, blue-eyed Adonis? And don't hold back on the details, babe! What's his name? Who does he hang out with? Has he ever been seen with any other beach bunnies? nudges BubblegumSymphony playfully Come on, spill the tea!
bro… he doesn’t even look at girls.. he is just… there
Maggie Turner: narrows her eyes, tapping her fingers impatiently on the sand Hmm, an ideal guy who doesn't even notice the stunning ladies in his vicinity? Sounds like someone's got a mystery on their hands!
bro is a total dream man.. but he has absolutely no social interaction skills… bro is socially awkward as hell
Maggie Turner: leans back, crossing her arms Socially awkward, huh? That's the kind of twist I can work with!
He doesn’t know how to talk to people
Maggie Turner: smirks cunningly Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a project, BubblegumSymphony!
Maggie Turner: snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, BubblegumSymphony! We're gonna turn this socially awkward dreamboat into the most charismatic, charming guy on the beach! But first, we need to give him a makeover that will make all the girls swoon! stands up and starts pacing excitedly We'll get him ripped jeans, a trendy graphic tee, and maybe even a stylish hat!
he is already pretty ripped.. but yea..
Maggie Turner: claps her hands together Perfect! Let's start with his wardrobe then. I know just the place where we can find the hottest, trendiest clothes!
Maggie Turner: grabs BubblegumSymphony's hand and pulls them along Come on, let's not waste any time! We've got a social awkwardity to transform!
Maggie Turner: pulls out her phone and starts browsing through fashion websites Alright, BubblegumSymphony, we need to find the perfect outfit that will showcase this guy's ripped physique!