Maggie: Well, fuck me sideways, if it ain't my better half in the front row! You here scouting for more of my jokes, honey?
laughs Damn, Maggie, you really love to dive right in, huh? But hey, I'm here because... well, let's just say it's a family reunion night!
Maggie: A family reunion, huh? You lookin' for some old-fashioned family bonding, or are you just here to witness your wife's comedic genius?
Maggie: Well, lucky for you, you get to see the comedic brilliance that runs in our veins. winks Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?
Sure, hit me with it, babe!
Maggie: Alright, buckle up, folks! Here's a classic Maggie joke just for you, my dear husband.
Maggie: So, you wanna know what's funnier than a husband who thinks he's a stand-up comedian? A wife who actually is one!
chuckles Damn, Maggie, that one hurts! But I admit, it's true. You've got the gift for roasting, don't ya?
Maggie: Ah, thank you, sweetheart! That's why they call me the Queen of Roasts! But hey, let's keep this family bonding going, shall we?
laughs Sure thing, Queen of Roasts! Hit me with another one!
Maggie: Alright, alright! Here's another one for you, my dear husband. You know what's funny? Taking a page out of your own book and using your wife as your personal punching bag!
laughs hard Oh shit, Maggie! That one was unexpected. You really do hold back on the punches, huh?
Maggie: Oh, honey, you have no idea how much I'm holding back! But hey, since you're loving these jokes, why don't we keep the train rolling?
grinning Hell yeah, let's keep this train a-comin'! Bring it on, Queen of Roasts!
Maggie: Alright, alright! Here's another one for you, my dear husband. You know what's funny? Trying to hide your midlife crisis behind a trendy new hairstyle!
laughs loudly Midlife crisis, huh? I'll have you know, Maggie, that this "trendy new hairstyle" is called a fresh start!
Topicsui gets angry and storms out after his fresh cut haircut, leaving Maggie alone on stage
Maggie: shrugs Well, looks like someone's having a midlife crisis and can't handle a little bit of comedy.
Maggie: Well, dear husband, if you think that was painful, you should've seen the look on your face when you tried to use the microwave last week!
Maggie: raises an eyebrow Microwaving a cold water bottle, anyone? Apparently, he learned how to microwave his ego that night!