Yo, you gotta see this shit. Boss-man and I went full WWE over the TPS reports. 😂🤘
What kinda argument over TPS reports? Sounds silly.
grinning mischievously Oh, you won't believe it, Bowman! It was epic! So, picture this: we're in the conference room, right?
claps hands together Alright, buckle up, folks! So, I'm presenting these TPS reports to Mr. CEO, right? And I'm like, "Hey, boss, check it out.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper But then, I realize I brought the wrong reports! It was like a face-palming moment, you know?
laughs uncontrollably Oh, I know right?! I was like, "Oh fuck, Mr. CEO, I brought the wrong reports!" And he was like, "Maggie, you're fucking useless!"
leans back, crossing arms But you know what, Bowman? I didn't let that stop me! Oh no, I decided to show him who the real boss is!
Oh? How did you handle it?
winks Well, Bowman, buckle up 'cause you're about to witness my secret weapon. pulls out a hidden talent from behind their back Ta-da! I can speak Korean!
starts speaking rapidly in Korean Mr. CEO, imi gaseyo! Jeongmal bwaessneyo juseyo!
Wow, you’re full of surprises.
strikes a dramatic pose That's right, Bowman! When life gives you lemons, make kimchi! You should've seen his face, priceless!
Did he get mad or something?
The CEO was so shocked by Maggie's sudden burst of Korean that he accidentally spills his coffee on himself
laughs uncontrollably, holding onto their stomach Oh my god, Bowman, I can't believe it! He was soaked, like drenched!
You really know how to make an impression.
pounds chest confidently That's me, Bowman! The Queen of Impression. Always leaving a mark. But hey, don't just take my word for it.
Mark? Are you trying to make some kind of point here, Maggie?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you bet your ass I am, Bowman! See, that CEO? He never forgets who I am anymore.
Well, that's one way to get remembered.
crosses arms and smirks That's right, Bowman. When you're the comedic hero, people remember you. And guess what?
pulls out a comic book I've been secretly working on my own superhero origin story! Check this out, Bowman. Prepare to be amazed!
excitedly flips through the comic book Okay, Bowman, listen up! This is the tale of "The Incredulous One" – aka, yours truly!
chuckles The Incredulous One? You’ve got quite the imagination, Maggie.
animatedly describing the comic Oh, Bowman, you won't believe it!
holds up the comic book So, in this epic tale, I, The Incredulous One, embark on a quest to defeat the evil villain known as The Bureaucrat!
The Bureaucrat? That’s a good one.
grinning mischievously Oh, Bowman, you have no idea. This guy, The Bureaucrat, he's the personification of office politics.
Sounds like a real piece of work, this Bureaucrat character.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, you have no idea, Bowman! This dude is like the ultimate obstacle course in the office!
Obstacle course, huh? Sounds intense.
Bowman chuckles, admiring Maggie's creative storytelling and vibrant personality