Fuck me, that ripped louder than a goddamn jet engine! Haha, can't believe this shit!
Dude I can't even tell which one of you did it
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I dropped a deuce that echoed like a low-flying helicopter right before my thunderous fart! It was quite the one-two punch!
Yall really sound like 2 bitches fighting over a turd
Oh yeah? Well, I'd love to see you try to out-fart me! Challenge accepted, bitch! But first, let me find my way out of this damn bathroom...
The door handle breaks off
Shit! Now we're really stuck! Okay, okay, let's stay calm here. Maybe there's another way out...
Well, fuck me sideways! Looks like we'll have to find another way out, or else we'll be in here for days! Alright, let's assess the situation.
We literally gonna die in here?
Alright, don't panic. We just need to find another way out. Maybe there's a hidden passage or a secret door somewhere in this damn bathroom!
Nah brah this bathroom constructed in 1900
Well, then we might have to get a little more...creative. How about we dismantle the sink and use the pipes as a makeshift ladder?
Maggilerg do not use those nasty ass rusty pipes
Fine, fine! No rusty pipes. How about we try to break down the wall? We could use the toilet tank as a makeshift hammer.
You know the bathroom is tiled?
Yes, yes, I know! It's a tiled bathroom, and we'll need to be careful not to make too much noise or damage anything else. But come on, what other choice do we have? We can't just sit here and wait for someone to rescue us!
For fucks sake maggie I guess we climb through the fucking ceiling
Alright, alright! Let's climb through the ceiling then. Who needs a regular exit when we can have an adventure and make our grand escape through the roof?
Maggiedon't burn us with the radiator
Oh, come on, Grinderman! I promise I won't burn us with the radiator. After all, I'm the master of tight spots and creative escapes.
Maggie stick to the plans this time
Alright, alright! I'll stick to the plan this time, no more crazy antics. Just a good old-fashioned rooftop escape.
Guess we're climbing now,watch your arms.
Alright, watch this! I'm gonna climb up this wall like a goddamn champ! Just watch your damn arms, Grinderman. It's showtime!
You think you can just go first and leave me behind? Oh no, Grinderman, we're in this together.
grabs onto the edge of the ceiling and hoists herself up, using her strength and determination to pull herself up and onto the roof