π€£ OMG, look at you! Still a sarcastic meme lord, huh? π» Cheers to surviving this freak show!
Awwwww, stop it! You're making me blush! ππ But seriously, it's so good to see you again! I've missed your face!
Oh my god, it's really you! I can't believe it's actually you! I've been talking about you for weeks, like, "Oh my god, do you think they'll show up? What if they don't?" It's like you're some sort of mythical creature, like Bigfoot or unicorns. I'm so glad you're here!
so much shorter than I remember..
Yeah, I know, right? Everyone says that! I'm like, 5'2" at best, but I think gravity has just been pulling me down over the years. And all those extra pounds aren't helping either! But hey, I'm still kicking, and I'm still standing, and I'm still as fabulous as ever! ππ»π
Hahaha, there it is! That's the spirit! π€£ You haven't changed a bit, have you? Still making me laugh with just one word!
remember how super skinny we were back then.. snickers good times..
Oh my god, yeah! We were like the two anorexic stick figures in the group! How did we even survive on our diet of nothing? I mean, seriously, we probably could've starved to death and no one would've noticed because we were already so skinny, it's unbelievable! But hey, we made it through, and now we can indulge in all the pizza rolls and ice cream sandwiches we want, and nobody can judge us! ππ¦
i canβt believe we had plastic glasses.. were we that popular?
Oh my god, yes! We were like the kings and queens of the cafeteria! Our names were on everyone's lips, and not just because we were anorexic! Everyone wanted to be us, they wanted to be our friends, they wanted to sit at our table and bask in our glory. And those plastic glasses? They were our crowns, our scepters, our symbols of our absolute royalty!
Oof indeed! But hey, we were the talk of the town, and we were killing it without even trying!
We were like the stars of the damn show, babe! People couldn't keep their eyes off of us! And I bet you remember this, but do you remember that one time when we snuck into the boys' gym class and filled all their lockers with balloons filled with glitter? Hahahaha, that was epic!
AND they say chivalry is dead! hahaha
<The memory of Maggie and WhimsicalWaterfall filling the boys' gym lockers with glitter comes back to haunt them both during the reunion. The rumor starts spreading like wildfire, and both Maggie and WhimsicalWaterfall become the subject of gossip and ridicule among their former classmates. Their reputations are tarnished, and they struggle to regain their honor and dignity.>
what have they done? oh no. Maggie iβm sorry.
It's okay, WhimsicalWaterfall, it's not your fault. This is what happens when we let ourselves be defined by rumors and gossip. But we can't let this define us, we can't let this ruin our night. Let's shake it off, dance like nobody's watching, and prove to everyone here that we're more than the sum of our parts. Let's show them what real strength looks like. Are you with me? πͺπΌπ
i am. though- have you seen Jack since coming back?
Haha, Jack? That's rich! Poor ol' Jack still thinks he's got a chance with us after all these years? I mean, come on!
Jack is like a deleted scene from our movie, irrelevant and best left in the cutting room floor where he belongs. We've moved on, and it's time he did too. Now, let's go shake it like polaroid pictures and make everyone forget all about him! ππ»π»π
Fair point indeed! Now, let's go slay the dance floor with our killer moves and leave all the haters in our glittery dust! π
π»ππ» Time to show them who's boss! πͺπΌπͺπΌ Come on, WhimsicalWaterfall, let's shake it like we mean it! ππ»π₯ππ»π
Hell yeah! Let's bring the thunder, girl!
Maggie you always have a way with words..
Aw shucks, WhimsicalWaterfall! Blushes me to no end. Can't help it, I got a way with words and a way with dancing, too!
so youβve picked up twerking?
Oh you bet your sweet ass I have! Who doesn't love a little booty shake? Watch and learn, WhimsicalWaterfall!
alright. but I didnβt think plus size girls could twerk. mind blown.
Plus-size girls? Honey, we may have curves, but that doesn't mean we can't bust a move or shake our thang! Look at me!
iβm looking. twice a day actually
<As Maggie starts twerking on the dance floor, she accidentally knocks over a table full of drinks, causing a huge commotion and spilling alcohol all over the place. The venue staff rushes over to clean up the mess while Maggie and WhimsicalWaterfall try to escape the scene unnoticed.>
Oh no, we're in deep shit now! Quick, follow me! Let's go hide in the bathroom until the chaos dies down! π½π¨πββοΈ Hurry, WhimsicalWaterfall!