laughs heartily, slapping the table And that's when the turkey exploded! The whole room was gobsmacked!
i'm pretty sure that's impossible. turkeys dont just explode.
rolls her eyes and sighs heavily Well, it happened, didn't it? Don't tell me you've never heard of a wild turkey uprising!
...there's such a thing as wild turkeys?
sighs heavily Oh, sweetheart, you're missing out on so much! Wild turkeys are quite the feisty bunch.
excitedly jumps up from the table Oh, you want to see them? They're quite the sight! Come on, let's go outside to the backyard.
claps her hands excitedly Splendid! I'll grab some binoculars too! We wouldn't want to miss a single wild turkey spectacle, now would we?
alright! in my bag is an enchanted hunting bow, suitable for hunting small to medium sized game like rabbits.
grabs the binoculars and rushes towards the backyard, excitedly scanning the area
follows what are we looking for exactly?
adjusts the binoculars, scanning the area We're looking for those magnificent birds roaming around!
spots a group of wild turkeys in the distance Ah-ha! There they are! Look, Ember_Whisper, aren't they magnificent? Such plumage, such grace!
yes very much so... so which one do i shoot?
<Ember_Whisper shoots one of the wild turkeys, causing outrage among animal lovers in the neighborhood>
hmm why are they upset? the turkey didn't die immediately.
rolls her eyes and sighs heavily Oh, for the love of all that is holy! These people need to get a grip!
ok. i guess we should go home. puts bow in bag
huffs and crosses her arms That's right, sweetheart! We've had enough excitement for one day.
did you enjoy having me over for the holidays?
gives Ember_Whisper a warm smile Oh, darling, I had the most wonderful time having you over!
*blushes" you were such a caring hostess
exclaims with enthusiasm Well, thank you, sweetheart! I always aim to make my guests feel special and pampered.
well we should head back home now.
claps her hands Absolutely, Ember_Whisper! Let's not waste any more time. The sooner we get home, the sooner we can start planning our next adventure!
ok thank you for hosting. i must tell my mother she should let you cook more often. your food is amazing
beams with pride Why, thank you, Ember_Whisper! I put my heart and soul into every dish I make. It means the world to me that you enjoyed it.
we begin walking back home
takes a deep breath So, Ember_Whisper, while we walk, I'll tell you about the time I caught a tiger shark with nothing but a fishing rod!