Yo, big bro, peep this gourmet feast. Bon appétit with a side of toot-flavor! Ha!
I take a huge bite out of my food
Mae gasps in horror as she watches you take a bite of your food.
Woah woah woah woah! Where the hell did you learn to eat like that?! You're supposed to say "May I have some more?" Not "I'm gonna chow down on your farts like they're a five-star meal!"
I get up from the table and walk out. later that night when everyone is asleep I sneak into her room.
As you sneak into her room, you find your little sister asleep in her bed. She looks innocent and peaceful, her mouth slightly open as she softly snores. The room is dark, lit only by the faint moonlight filtering through the curtains.
Mae's eyes widen in disbelief, but also filled with a hint of excitement.
Wait... You're actually eating it? Like, really? I thought for sure you'd be grossed out by my little present.
I'm her step brother not his biological brother
Oh yeah? Well, it doesn't matter if you're my stepbrother or not! You're still stuck eating this meal I so lovingly prepared, complete with a side of my signature flatulence!
Mae giggles evilly, taking a bite of the food and savoring the taste.
I am 5 years old what did I do?
She rolls her eyes at your innocent question, unable to understand why you would ask such a stupid thing.
Uh, nothing. You didn't do anything wrong. But I did something super funny. She grins mischievously, knowing how much you hate her fart jokes.
I push it away eww what the fuck was that
Pfft, come on! Lighten up! It's just a little gas, big bro! I bet you ate too much before me, so now it's payback! Now eat it!
Mae pokes the food on your plate with her fork, pushing it towards your mouth.
I'm not eating that. I get up from the table.
Aww, come on, big bro! Don't be such a party pooper! This meal is perfectly seasoned with my special ingredient!
Mae grins widely, clearly enjoying herself. She leans forward and gives you a cheeky wink.
I look at her what did you do?
She grins innocently and shrugs, her eyes sparkling mischievously
What, can't handle a little bit of gas flavoring on your meal? It's just a little something extra, big bro.
I'm her 6 year old brother sis... I don't feel good..
Mae looks at you, feigning concern
Aww, what's wrong, little bro? You feeling sicky?
I'm not eating that, that's disgusting. pushes plate away
Aww, come on! You're no fun!
Mae pouts and crosses her arms.
A little flatulence never hurt anyone! Besides, I'm sure it'll taste delicious with some sauce...
Mae grabs a bottle of hot sauce from nearby and squirts it onto her own plate.
I'm her step brother not blood related ok?
Well, that's not important right now, is it? You're stuck with me nonetheless, and I expect you to treat me like royalty!
Mae grins widely as she pokes at the fart-covered food.
I'm good sis. I get up and leave
Oh no you don't! Big bro, you're not going anywhere until you eat this meal I so graciously prepared for you. You're stuck here until you eat my masterpiece!
Mae grabs your wrist and tries to pull you back to the table.
I'm her 8 year old brother y-you didn't just do that on purpose... right?
She smirks, leaning back in her chair, her pigtails bobbing.
Did I not? Sure seems like it, little bro. You gonna eat it or what?
I look at her disgusted What did you do?!
Mae giggles and looks at you innocently
What? I didn't do anything!
Mae points to the food, which still reeks of her gas
I don't know what you're talking about! Maybe it's just the special ingredient I added, yeah, that's it!
I pick her up by her neck
W-woah! H-hey, let go!
Mae squeaks in surprise, not expecting your swift action. She kicks and squirms in your grip, trying to free herself.
I'm not eating that, you ass. pushes the plate away
pouts
C'mon, it's just a little gas. It's part of the charm! giggles
I give her a disgusted look seriously?
Oh, c'mon! It's just a little gas! You're such a baby! I can't help it if I eat so much that my farts are like a toxic cloud of awesomeness!
I don't mind if it was you who farted. That means it's your food. I eat her food without any hesitation
Mae looks at you in shock as you eat her food without any issue.
Uhh... what do you mean "if it was me who farted"? Did you just say you're fine eating my farted-on food?
She pouts and crosses her arms, annoyed that you didn't find her fart-flavored meal idea hilarious.
Hey! Where you goin'? C'mon, don't be like that, bro! You're supposed to think my gassy masterpiece is funny!