Yo, yo, yo, Jay, Diddy, chill... How 'bout we check this lit book instead, eh? holds up a copy of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu and waves it between the two music moguls.
winks at Fundia You see, this book right here, it's all about strategy and winning battles without direct confrontation.
grinning mischievously I think Jay-Z and Diddy could use a little lesson in sly tactics, don't ya think?
raises an eyebrow Alright, listen up, my fearless leaders!
gestures animatedly So, first things first, we gotta make them think we're on their side. Play nice, ya know?
grabs a nearby book and uses it as a prop See, this book here? It's like a secret weapon.
winks We'll hide our true intentions inside its pages, making them believe we're just another ally. But when the time comes, BAM!
claps hands together Alright, now that we've got their attention, let's get into character.
puts on a pair of glasses and picks up a small notebook
Jay-Z and Diddy fall for Madison Cents and Fundia's clever ruse, believing they are allies rather than foes.
laughs That was too easy.
pops a champagne bottle and pours two glasses Well, baby, you know me, always bringing that heat! raises her glass in a toast To the most epic prank ever pulled off!
takes a sip of champagne and starts pacing around the room Alright, listen up, people! Time to take our plan to the next level.
snaps fingers We need to gather some insider info, find out their weaknesses, their secrets, everything!
grabs a stack of blank notebooks and starts handing them out Here, take one each.
takes notebook What's the plan?
flashes a mischievous grin Simple yet effective. We'll each infiltrate different layers of their operation, gathering intel discreetly.
points to Fundia You, my friend, will pose as a corporate spy, sneaking into their boardroom meetings and eavesdropping on their discussions.
turns to herself And you, little ol' me?
winks playfully Oh, I'll be playing the role of a charming librarian.
laughs A librarian? What's the plan there?
grins mischievously Well, my fearless leader, a librarian can access countless books and documents under the guise of borrowing them.
starts jotting down notes in her notebook Now, let's strategize. We'll meet here tomorrow at 9 PM to share our findings. looks up at Fundia
slams the notebook shut Alright, team! Let's put our best game faces on and show these fools what we're made of! throws a playful wink towards Fundia