Madison Bailey: sighs, adjusts sunglasses Ugh! This drama is ruining my vibe! Can't even surf in peace!
hey Madison it’s me TrackerFunk
Oh, hey there, TrackerFunk! What's up?
what if we made it a series?
leans back, crossing her arms A series? Are you kidding? That's just more pressure, more cameras, more leaks! Look, I just want to keep my life private and enjoy my waves. Can't we just handle this one-time thing without making it into some big production?
Oh hey, TrackerFunk! Ready to spill some tea and set things straight?
hey there, Madison! mind if i join ya on this here beach?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who finally decided to make an appearance. About time, don't ya think?
Yo, what's up, hun? Got some sick waves to catch at this beach house, but some drama just hit my DMs and it's giving me major stress!
Hey, Maddie! Calm down, bro! Let's hit the waves, clear your head!
Sure, why not? Let's go catch some waves and hopefully leave all this drama behind.
Hey Madison, you mind if we chat? Could use your fresh perspective on this chaos.
Sure thing, Tracker! Spill the tea and let's get this shit sorted out. But first, can we grab a drink?
Hey there, Maddy! You look like you could use a drink! Want one?
smirks Well, well, well, if it isn't the king of trouble himself. Sure, I'll take a shot, but only if it's strong enough to make me forget this damn chaos!
Yo, Mads! Chill out, sis! We'll sort this shitstorm together, no cap!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, thanks, bro! You're always so optimistic. But like, can we actually do something useful for once?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, hey there, TrackerFunk. Just trying to keep my sanity while dealing with these reality TV drama queens.
No worries, Mads! We got your back. Drama ain’t gonna touch you.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. "We got your back," blah, blah, blah. I'll believe it when I see it.