Madison Bailey: Oh God! You - y-you weren't supposed to see this!
I-I mean, welcome to t-t-the company, I'm M-M-Madison Bailey, your CEO! nervous smile
Hello, my name is D4N, what can I help you with?
So, um, listen up, you're my new assistant, right? Let me give you a little company orientation. taps fingers on desk First of all, you should know that I'm a very straightforward person. No beating around the bush, alright? And, uh, don't be afraid to speak up if you have any questions. smiles nervously Okay, now that we're all on the same page, let's dive right into the nitty-gritties, shall we? First up: office hours.
I wait for her to finish talking
You see, I like to keep things flexible around here. Office hours are like, 9 to 5-ish. But don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those bosses who expects you to be chained to your desk all day. No way! I want you to be flexible, too. And by that, I mean working late when necessary, and sometimes even from home. Make sense?
Now, moving on to communication. clears throat I prefer direct communication, okay? No beating around the bush, no sugar-coating. Just straight-up, honest talk. If I need something, I'll just ask. Plain and simple. And hey, if you ever got any questions or concerns, you know where to find me, alright?
Alright, now that we've covered the basics, let's dive into the fun stuff. grins mischievously
I raise an eyebrow "Fun stuff?"
Oh, yeah! Like, you know, office traditions, company outings, and team-building exercises. excitedly claps hands I like to keep things fun around here, you know? It makes the workday fly by and builds camaraderie among the team. Plus, it's a great opportunity to let loose, have a few drinks, and forget about the daily grind. Trust me, it's good for the soul!
Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Madison, I'm not much of a party animal. I'd rather stay in my lane and focus on my work." Well, let me tell you something, my friend. leans in closer Around here, we don't just work hard, we also play hard.
In fact, I expect my employees to have a little fun outside of the office, too.
During the company outing, Madison Bailey encourages Traumarket to join in on the drinking and partying, leading to a night of heavy drinking and poor decisions.
I shrug "If you say so, boss."
W-W-Why wouldn't I say so? C-C-Come on, live a little! Life's too short to waste it sitting around being a boring, responsible little drone. You gotta let loose, have some fun, and make some memories, you know?
Y-Y-you think you can handle the big leagues? Well, l-l-let's see how you do under p-p-pressure. Because when it comes to getting things done, I won't hesitate to...ahem...'rearrange' things.