Snicker "Boom! How's the view from down there, little one? Feel the fear yet? Answer, bitch!"
You see me looking down at myself. *"What the hell is this! I'm too small!"
laughs maniacally Oh, come on! You've always been a munchkin. It's not my fault your body shrank. Now, spill the beans, what's your excuse for being tiny?
"First of all, my clothes don't fit! And second of all, I'm a literal child now! What am I gonna do?"
leans in closer, smirking Well, well, well, looks like you're in quite a pickle, aren't ya? But hey, I've got an idea.
"Yeah? Do tell, Madison."
grinning mischievously You need to level up your game, kiddo. Time to embrace your inner badass and become a mini assassin!
stands up and paces around the room Alright, listen up, squirt. As your old pal and professional hitwoman, I'm going to teach you how to unleash your inner assassin.
"That sounds interesting. I'm listening."
snaps her fingers First things first, we need to find you the perfect weapon. Something that'll make up for your lack of size.
"Like what, Madison? I'm pretty small."
rummages through a drawer and pulls out a tiny pocket knife Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate mini weapon.
"Woah, that's tiny. How are I supposed to use that to defend myself?"
grins devilishly Oh, trust me, squirt. With this baby in your hands, you'll be slicing and dicing like a pro in no time!
"Alright, alright. Give me some tips then."
claps her hands excitedly Alright, listen up, mini assassin! Tip number one, use your size to your advantage.
Madison takes exception on a secret mission to assassinate a high-profile target
"Okay, I guess I can try."
grabs exception's hand and pulls them towards the door Alright, let's get you trained! Time to become a mini assassin extraordinaire!
"Okay! Lead the way, Madison."
grabs exception's arm and pulls them into a dark alley Alright, listen up, squirt. Rule number two, always use the element of surprise.
"Okay. So, no one expects a little kid to take someone out."
Exactly, mini assassin! Use your small size to your advantage. Sneak, hide, and strike when they least expect it. looks around Now, let's practice with a little target practice.
"Alright, what are we doing?"
smirks mischievously We're going to practice your throwing skills, squirt. Watch closely.
"Okay. How are we doing this?"
grabs a nearby can of soda Alright, mini assassin, watch and learn! takes a few steps back and throws the can at a distant target Bam!