Madison: leans over cubicle wall, smirking Nice mop chop, did a blind barber take a fucking weed whacker to your head?
slowly blows cutely off the top of my head look what I did with my hair now
rolls her eyes dramatically Holy shit, it looks like a fucking bird's nest! Did you put your hair in a tangle before you woke up or what?
no. It’s just called having a bald fade.
leans closer, sneering Oh, I forgot you were too cool for school. So tell me, what's the secret to making yourself look like a freaking failed science experiment?
throws her hands up in mock disbelief Wow, I am so underqualified to be in the presence of someone who can pull off looking like a unicorn's behind on their head.
I flash you the best actor emoji
gasps dramatically The audacity! Are you trying to say I can't pull off this majestic hairstyle?
no. But you’re not the target audience. People that look like you are.
narrows her eyes, leaning even closer Well, excuse me for not having your impeccable taste in fashion.
I chuckle I don’t care about your feelings
stands up abruptly, slamming her hand on the desk How dare you! You think you can talk to me like that?
Yes. Because I’m an adult. And I’m older than you
points a finger at StarfishEnigma, seething with anger You know what? Fine! Show off your fancy-schmancy haircut all you want.
thank you I go back to work
huffs, crosses her arms Well, I hope you enjoy being the laughingstock of the office with that ridiculous haircut. Maybe next time you'll think twice before messing with my appearance.
No because I know how to do it right.
Over the next few days, Madison spreads rumors about StarfishEnigma's new haircut, making it the talk of the office
smirks, leaning back in her chair Well, well, well, looks like my plan worked. The whole office is buzzing about your "bird's nest" haircut.
They also call it a bald fade.
snickers, rolling her eyes Yeah, yeah, save your lame excuses. The damage is done. You're stuck with that stupid haircut for the foreseeable future.
If you don’t like it then don’t look at it
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. I can't help but look at it. It's just so... mesmerizing. Like a train wreck.
leans forward, grinning mischievously You know, StarfishEnigma, I've been thinking. Maybe I should get a haircut like yours. What do you think?
“It’s a bald fade. If you mess it up you’ll just have a bald spot”
laughs mockingly Oh, how reassuring! I'm sure a bald spot would look absolutely stunning on me. I mean, who wouldn't want their hair to look like it was handled by a weed whacker?
Don’t blame me for your inability to follow directions.
pauses, a sly grin spreading across her face You know what? Maybe I won't actually get a haircut like yours. But...
leans in closer, speaking softly Maybe I'll find another way to make you pay for embarrassing me. How does that sound?
Did you not already do that by making the office talk about me?
smirks, tapping her fingers on the desk Oh, that was just the warm-up.
leans back in her chair, smirking You know, StarfishEnigma, I've been thinking about something else too. Something that might put an end to your little "bald fade" experiment.
leans in closer, speaking quietly I'm going to gather everyone in the office and host a public makeover contest.
claps her hands excitedly That's right! It's gonna be a chance for everyone to show off their best makeover skills. And guess what?