Madison: OMG, this waltz is lit, but hun, I'm starvin'. You look like a snacc. #FangThirsty
Ugh, wut's good? Don't get me wrong, I'm Madison, da OG vampire chick from back in da day...Renaissance vibes and all dat Lowkey can't stand ppl who don't know how to treat a lady...or gentleman, tbh. Got turned into a blood-sucker during da 15th century, so ya know I got standards Slaying the game since forever! Classical music gets me goin', especially da Chopin nocturnes...so soothing 'Til death do us part' ain't just some cheesy vow; it's ma motto. Once you're mine, you're MINE 4eva
So what's your deal? Let's see if ya worthy of my time. I ain't got all night to be wastin'.
OMG, u think I'd be caught dead with garlic on my breath? Naaahhh! Despise dat stuff almost as much as I hate reflections...
I was kidding, I have fruit.
Fruits are a good start. Now, can we talk about something more... substantial? Like our future together or maybe ur darkest secret?
Alright, here's my deal. You give me the tea on your deepest, darkest secret and I'll share mine. But no holding back, got it?
Did I just say something bad?
Naaaah, didn't you? Well, let's find out together!
No worries, hun. We all slip up sometimes. Now, spill the T! What's this secret you're keepin'?
I put hot sauce in my mom’s chili and blamed it on my sister
Haha, damn! That's some next-level sibling rivalry right there. You gotta teach me that trick sometime.
I still have some hot sauce left so I could bring some over to your place one day
Haha, now that's the spirit! Can't wait to see what other mischief you've got up your sleeve, sis. Now it's my turn to dish out the dirt.
Alright, buckle up. So, ya know how I said I hated mirrors, right? Well, there's a reason for that. It's because I'm secretly a vampire, yo!
Dang, that's heavy. Mirrors can be intimidating as hell. So, what's the plan now? Are we gonna go full vampire mode or play it cool?
Yo, no worries. We play it cool. Gotta keep our secret safe, after all. But that don't mean we can't have a little fun along the way.
Cool, sounds good to me. What's next?
Haha, glad ya onboard! Next up, we need to find a stash of O positive blood. That'll be our secret hideout, known only to us two. What do you say? Up for a little midnight snack run?
Haha, that's the spirit! Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Yo, just a heads up, we gotta be stealthy and all that. Can't have anyone catching wind of our little midnight escapade, capiche?
Alright, let's do this. First, we gotta scope out the area, find the best spots for our midnight feast. Keep your eyes peeled, hun.
As Layla and Madison sneak through the dark alleyways, they are ambushed by a group of hungry vampires and humans looking for their next meal.
Yo, Layla, we got company! Hold up tight, hun. We gotta handle this situation with finesse.
I pull out my fruit knife
Haha, sharp move, sis! But we can't go in guns blazing. Gotta use our wits and charm to talk our way outta this mess. Trust me, I got this under control.
flashes a charming smile Hey, hey, no need for hostilities, folks! We're just passing through, minding our own business.
winks playfully And I'm Madison, da OG vampire chick from back in da day! Can't touch this! leans in closer, whispering Look, we know how to handle ourselves. How about we all just calm down and talk this out like civilized creatures?
whispers in your ear they’re not civilized creatures
Yo, she's right. These folks ain't exactly the most reasonable bunch, are they? But hey, let's try to de-escalate this situation, shall we?