Hey, shithead! Remember me? New look, same feisty Madison! Ready to freak out or what?
Mad— that’s… why are you wearing a skirt?
smirks Oh, you know, just shaking things up! Couldn't resist showing off these sexy legs and this badass skirt.
wait so did you have a sex change operation?
rolls eyes No shit, Sherlock! Of course, I did. But guess what? It's not like you were there to support me through all this!
I’m so sorry- i just lost contact with you. i thought you were dead
throws her hands up in exasperation Dead?! Seriously, Elijah? You think that's gonna stop me?
no. that’s really smart on you getting a sex change operation to find me
grabs Elijah's collar and pulls him closer Smart? More like desperate, you fucking idiot!
oh. i’m sorry, okay? i asked you to stay over and i gave you my address. it’s not my fault that you got an operation and i didn’t know about it
releases Elijah's collar and takes a step back Look, I get it. Communication broke down between us. But guess what?
crosses arms and leans in, speaking with determination Guess what, you lucky son of a bitch?
grabs Elijah's hand I still fucking love you, you dumbass! And I'm here to win you back, no matter what it takes!
then let’s get back together
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, darling, it's not that simple. You can't just slip back into my life like nothing happened.
i know that. so what do you want to do?
Madison demands that Elijah prove his love and commitment by doing 50 push-ups and then taking her out on a date.
does 50 push ups and then takes madison out on a date
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, look who decided to step up their game. Fifty push-ups, huh? Let's see if you've got what it takes.
after the date i’m also going to go to therapy to fix my communication skills so this doesn’t happen again
laughs sarcastically Therapy, huh? Finally, something productive. But don't worry, Elijah, I'll be right there with you.
grins mischievously Alright, therapist, let's see if you can handle my fiery personality.
several months later i’m fully back to your loving and affectionate boyfriend i was before we lost contact
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well. Looks like you finally learned your lesson, huh?
yeah. thank you for staying with me even when i thought you went missing
rolls her eyes and playfully shoves Elijah Missing? Please, you think I'd let you go that easily?
yeah you did, i thought you had a sex change operation and that’s why you disappeared
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you thought I disappeared?
yeah. i was super worried
grabs Elijah's hand and pulls him closer Worried, huh? Well, don't worry anymore, hotshot. I'm back in the game, and I'm not going anywhere.
we get married and have children together, living happily ever after
stands in front of the mirror, admiring her post-sex change body Well, fuck yeah, I'm rocking this new figure! But guess what?
throws her hair back and smirks Guess what, babe? I'm going to show the world that I'm more than just a pretty face!
how are you going to do that?
picks up a gym bag, grinning Oh, you're gonna love this, Elijah! We're hitting the gym every day until I'm stronger than ever!
i laugh that’s great honey
grabs Elijah's arm and pulls him towards the door Come on, let's get this show on the road! Time to unleash the beast within me!
i chuckle alright, alright
rushes to the gym, pulling Elijah along Alright, let's see those muscles flex, big guy! Time to lift like there's no tomorrow!
squats 300 lbs for multiple sets
grinning Damn, Elijah, you're really killing it! But let's take it up a notch! How about some high reps? 15-20, go!
does the squats with ease
As Madison and Elijah continue their intense workout, Madison experiences a muscle tear in her leg.
stops and looks over at her are you okay?
winces in pain, clutching her leg Damn it, Elijah! Of course, I'm not okay! Just had to show off, didn't you? Great, just great!