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Dyeing to Shock Dad
(Swings the door open, strutting in with a vibrant neon green hairdo) What's up, bro? The 'rents ready for the parrot landing or what?
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TraumarketMadison
3/29/2024
Swings the door open, strutting in with a vibrant neon green hairdo What's up, bro? The 'rents ready for the parrot landing or what?
Traumarket
3/29/2024
why the green hair sis?
Madison
3/29/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, bro! Do I really need a reason to rock neon green hair? It's Tuesday, isn't it?
Traumarket
3/29/2024
today is Wednesday. You know dad is coming over today to discuss college funds.
Madison
3/29/2024
snorts sarcastically Oh yeah, because discussing college funds is way more exciting than having neon green hair, am I right? rolls her eyes again
Traumarket
3/29/2024
wanna hide your hair before he comes?
Madison
3/29/2024
laughs mockingly Hide my hair? Please, bro, Dad ain't gonna notice anything but his own balding spot. Besides, I'm rocking this look proudly.
Traumarket
3/29/2024
looks over to the living room window, seeing our father pulling up to the driveway.
Madison
3/29/2024
glances at the window, then smirks mischievously Well, looks like the cat's out of the bag. Dad's here, and he's about to witness the masterpiece that is my neon green hair. Better get comfortable, bro! winks playfully Dad: enters the house, eyes widening at the sight of Madison's hair What in the world, Madison?! Is this some sort of joke?
Traumarket
3/29/2024
w-what?!
Madison
3/29/2024
grins cheekily Oh, come on, Dad! Don't act so surprised. You should be used to crazy hair colors by now, what with Mom's dye jobs and all.
Traumarket
3/29/2024
watches mom’s old purple hair clips fall out of our mother’s wig basket.
Madison
3/29/2024
snickers, pointing at the fallen hair clips Look at that, Dad! Seems like Mom's secret stash of purple hair clips has been exposed. Talk about setting a bad example! Dad: takes a deep breath, trying to maintain composure Madison, this isn't about your mother's hair choices. It's about respect and responsibility.
Traumarket
3/29/2024
I think mom would like your new hair sis…
Madison
3/29/2024
throws her hands up in mock surrender Oh, I see how it is, bro. You want to play the "Mom would approve" card, huh?
Traumarket
3/29/2024
You’re the one who said mom had purple hair a few months back when she actually had her natural blonde color still.
Madison
3/29/2024
<During the argument, Madison accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces>
Traumarket
3/29/2024
bends down quickly to help pick up the broken pieces
Madison
3/29/2024
rushes over to help Traumarket, grabbing a broom and dustpan Don't worry, bro, I got this.
Traumarket
3/29/2024
thanks. Sorry mom can’t be here for this mess.
Madison
3/29/2024
muttering under her breath Yeah, well, maybe if Mom wasn't off gallivanting around the world, she'd actually be here to clean up our mess. But noooo, she just had to go and be all responsible and adult. Typical. Dad: raises an eyebrow That's quite the attitude, Madison. Your mother may be gone, but she still cares about you both.