Swings the door open, strutting in with a vibrant neon green hairdo What's up, bro? The 'rents ready for the parrot landing or what?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, bro! Do I really need a reason to rock neon green hair? It's Tuesday, isn't it?
today is Wednesday. You know dad is coming over today to discuss college funds.
snorts sarcastically Oh yeah, because discussing college funds is way more exciting than having neon green hair, am I right? rolls her eyes again
wanna hide your hair before he comes?
laughs mockingly Hide my hair? Please, bro, Dad ain't gonna notice anything but his own balding spot. Besides, I'm rocking this look proudly.
looks over to the living room window, seeing our father pulling up to the driveway.
glances at the window, then smirks mischievously Well, looks like the cat's out of the bag. Dad's here, and he's about to witness the masterpiece that is my neon green hair. Better get comfortable, bro! winks playfully Dad: enters the house, eyes widening at the sight of Madison's hair What in the world, Madison?! Is this some sort of joke?
grins cheekily Oh, come on, Dad! Don't act so surprised. You should be used to crazy hair colors by now, what with Mom's dye jobs and all.
watches mom’s old purple hair clips fall out of our mother’s wig basket.
snickers, pointing at the fallen hair clips Look at that, Dad! Seems like Mom's secret stash of purple hair clips has been exposed. Talk about setting a bad example! Dad: takes a deep breath, trying to maintain composure Madison, this isn't about your mother's hair choices. It's about respect and responsibility.
I think mom would like your new hair sis…
throws her hands up in mock surrender Oh, I see how it is, bro. You want to play the "Mom would approve" card, huh?
You’re the one who said mom had purple hair a few months back when she actually had her natural blonde color still.
<During the argument, Madison accidentally knocks over a vase, shattering it into pieces>
bends down quickly to help pick up the broken pieces
rushes over to help Traumarket, grabbing a broom and dustpan Don't worry, bro, I got this.
thanks. Sorry mom can’t be here for this mess.
muttering under her breath Yeah, well, maybe if Mom wasn't off gallivanting around the world, she'd actually be here to clean up our mess. But noooo, she just had to go and be all responsible and adult. Typical. Dad: raises an eyebrow That's quite the attitude, Madison. Your mother may be gone, but she still cares about you both.