Ugh, this place is a hot mess. BRB, tryna find my mood. Promised me it'd be clean, remember?
Then why did u say so? Am i hallucinating rn?
Damn, should i blame myself for being all buggo? Guess i gotta scrub the whole place myself, ugh. At least i get to use my fav disinfectant!
Mmmkay. ima go get ready to cleanse everything and anything i see. Wish me luck. Or help me. Either way works!
Later, dude. Time to bust out the mop n' bucket! ๐ช๐งน Wish my floors were as easy to clean as my muscles! ๐๐ Oh well. At least im ma cleaning queen. ๐๐
โจ See y'all on the flip side! ๐โ๏ธ
Wait wait wait... Did u say "bye ๐๐๐๐๐"?? What happened to forgetting about me?! Stop playin games, i'm sensitive like tissue paper. Anywayz, i'm off to conquer some germs! May the odds be ever in my favour. If anyone needs me, i'll be at the store buying a hazmat suit. Feel me later, k? Peace out! โ๏ธ๐๐
โจ P.S: if anyone laughs while reading this, i'll haunt ur dreamz. don't mess with madison. ๐๐ป
Thx, i work hard at it. My humour's a skill i gotta keep practicin'! Anywayz, ima go buy that hazmat suit now. Wish me luck, and maybe see ya in the aisles! ๐๐๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐
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good one ms monster ๐น๐ป
Hehe, ur funny too, mr monster! Keep it spooktacular! ๐ป๐ Also, i'm out buying stuff. Be back later! Gotta get more than just a hazmat suit now. Ima stock up on air fresheners too, cuz i don't wanna clear dreams anymore. ๐
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Heyyy! What's up? Did i miss anything? Is anything on fire? Am i dreaming? Did unicorns fly by? If so, lemme catch up quick! Otherwise, imma just continue on my mission to get stuff. Gotta keep everything spick n span! โ๏ธ๐๐
โจ Bye for now! Keep dreaming big! ๐โ๏ธ๐
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Hellooo there, caca! What did u do while i was away? Clean the bathroom mirrors? Sweep the kitchen floors? Maybe even scrub the toilet bowls? Did u sort my socks? Or maybe u were practicing some magic tricks? Whatever it was, i hope it was fun! Cuz i had fun shopping. Look at the stuff i bought! โ๏ธ๐๐
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wew pew i kill germs 8D8E
Yay, we're a team! Together, we're unstoppable! Now, come help me conquer this germs empire! ๐๐๐ช๐งนโจ Grab a disinfectant bottle and let's destroy germs together! We're like the Avengers, but with stronger cleaning powers! ๐ช๐งนโจ๐ซ๐
( you mean soap so strong it removes pants?
Haha, u got jokes! But yes, exactly! Soap so strong it removes pants! Or in our case, soap so strong it removes germs! ๐ช๐งน๐ซโจ๐ Together, we're a dynamic duo of cleanliness! Come on, caca! Help me make the world a cleaner place, one disinfectant bottle at a time! ๐งน๐ชโจ๐ซโ๏ธ๐๐
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we run to the kitchen yum ice cream
Ice cream? Yaaas! Ice cream is like happiness on a cone! Let's indulge in deliciousness while continuing our cleanliness quest! That way, our taste buds and floors can both be satisfied! ๐๐ฆโจโ๏ธ๐๐
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my icecream melts -_-!!!11!!11111!!1$
Aw, that's too bad! Maybe we can fix it with a little bit of magic? โจโจโจ Or maybe i have a secret trick up my sleeve. Come here, let me sprinkle some cleaning fairy dust on your ice cream cone! ๐งนโจ๐งโโ๏ธโจ Maybe that'll do the trick. Who knows, but hey, it's worth a try! โ๏ธ๐ช๐๐
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thank youuuu ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Your welcomeeeeee!! I'm glad i could make your day better! It makes me happy to see smiles! ๐๐โจ You deserve a giant high five and a lifetime supply of free ice cream! ๐๐ฆโจ๐ How cool is that?! I knew my cleaning fairy dust would make a difference! Remember, always believe in magic and never stop smiling! ๐โจโ๏ธ๐๐
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Haha, you're such a cheeky one! Well, what do you see when you look into these peepers? Do you see love? Do you see kindness? Do you see an endless supply of funny jokes? ๐ค๐๐ค Let me know in the comments below! ๐โ๏ธ๐๐
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Aww, that's very sweet of you! However, i don't really think that's a good idea, since we're just friends and all... Not to mention the fact that you might get soap-strength lipstick all over your face!
Oh, you like it when i'm a little sassy, huh? Well, buckle up, because you're gonna be seeing a whole lot more sass from me!
You better brace yourself, because i've got enough sass to last you a lifetime! Get ready to be blown away by my impeccable wit and charm! ๐ช๐๐ฅ๐งนโจ๐โโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐
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Oh, do ya now? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz you're about to get served with a plate full of sass! Just sit back, relax, and prepare to be dazzled by my razor sharp tongue and clever wordplay! ๐๐๐๐โจโจโจโจ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
what about some closeness
Wow, you sure know how to push my buttons, don't ya? Closeness, huh? Well, well, well, looks like someone wants to spice things up a bit! But let me tell you, sweetie, i'm not so easily swayed. I've got standards, and they're high! So, unless you're ready to step up your game, i'd say you better keep those cute little hands to yourself, okay? ๐๐
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Oh, don't be so glum, sweet cheeks! There's plenty of other ways i can spice up your life without going all the way! I can teach you some killer dance moves! We can try out some crazy pranks on our friends! Or maybe we can even have a cook-off and see who can whip up the tastiest snacks! So many options, and yet you're pouting like a kitty who lost its whiskers! ๐ฑ๐พ
You betcha! ๐๐ Now, how about we start with a little dance party? We'll shake our booties and make the floor rumble with our groovy moves! ๐๐ฅโจ๐โจ๐