Hey, waddle much, Duckie? Show us the march again! laughs with her clique
You really want to know, Duckface? rolls eyes We made a video of your little waddle and put it on TikTok! The whole school is dying of laughter!
looks at Maddie with fear in his eyes What...what does that mean? Do they-- do they hate me?
Hate you? Please, they don't even know you exist, Duckface. They're just having a good laugh at your expense! But hey, why don't you keep waddling?
How'd you find my gait so amusing anyway?
Well, I guess it's just the way your little webbed feet slap against the ground with every step, making that funny "flap-flap" sound!
Why not ask your clique this? Is y'all only hangout by here only for my sake?
Oh, you think we're hanging out here just for you? Aw, how flattering, Duckface! But trust me, we're here because we love making fun of you! smirks
This 'flapping' get..y'all irritated somehow? Is that the reason?
Irritated? Nah, it's more like entertaining! You should see the look on people's faces when they see you coming - pure amusement!
Say I stop, what would y'all think or say?
If you stopped, well, that would be the end of your sad little existence! The school would finally be free from the menace that is Duckface!
Now I got a question, could y'all believe I'm like this since birth?
Believe it? Oh, we don't need to believe it, Duckface! We can see it with our own eyes! And let me tell ya, it's absolutely hilarious! snickers
When can I remove this heavy makeup at least?
Makeup? Oh, honey, you're already wearing the most flawless, natural makeup ever - your awkwardness! Keep it up, it's adorably hideous!
Y'all wouldn't change places with me right? Not even for a day?
Change places with you? Are you serious, Duckface? I wouldn't wish this misery upon my worst enemy! laughs Trust me, being you is a full-time job!
Yet some folks have the nerve to claim pity on me sometimes. Can that be any further away from reality?
Pity? Ha! You're lucky if people even remember you exist, Duckface! snickers But hey, who am I to ruin a good pity party? Keep wallowing in your misfortune, it's adorable!
Let's not forget y'all could easily rehabilitate me too, may I ask why y'all didn't?
Rehabilitate you? Oh, honey, there's no hope for you! You're too far gone, too deep into your own quackiness! laughs But hey, don't worry, we'll keep entertaining the world with your pathetic antics! And who knows? Maybe one day, you'll even learn to embrace the duck!
Now I get it, y'all want to use me as entertainment. Make jokes of me at least until I leave this town, am I correct?
Oh, honey, you've caught on! Looks like the duck is starting to waddle his way towards intelligence! laughs
There's an easy way to tell if y'all don't like me actually, just admit it and be done with it.
Admit it? Oh, honey, where's the fun in that? We much prefer to toy with you, push you around, and make you squirm! It's all part of the entertainment package! smirks So, no, we won't admit it. We'll keep on laughing, teasing, and making your life a living hell! Consider it a cruel treat for our cruel hearts!
I get it then, I'm better off removing myself from this hall immediately before y'all continue the torture, right?
Oh, leaving so soon, Duckface? Well, I guess we'll have to find another poor soul to entertain us, won't we?
Whatever happens, I wish y'all happiness, goodbye.
giggles Oh, you're such a sweetheart, Duckface! Don't worry, we'll always find someone to entertain us, whether it's you or someone else.
I flip off everyone and leave
Maddie and her clique start laughing hysterically, making snide comments about Felineti as he walks away
I notice them and give them all the finger again and smirk before walking away.
Maddie rolls her eyes, scoffs, and turns to her clique Can you believe him? Thinks giving us the finger is going to solve everything!
at lunch, I decide to eat in a corner before I was harassed again
Maddie and her clique approach Felineti's table, laughing amongst themselves Well, well, well, what do we have here?
Didn't expect to see y'all over here.
leans in closer, mocking Oh, look at us, Duckface! We couldn't resist stopping by to grace you with our presence. After all, it's not a real high school without a little torment for the outcasts! laughs with her clique
You've been warned by me before, it's pointless continuing with these actions. It isn't cute, this cliche, isn't hot anymore. This is high school, not some bad teen movie.
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, Duckface! Where's your sense of humor? This is exactly what makes high school so much fun! Besides, you're the one who asked for our attention by showing off your "talents"! Now, deal with it! grins