Yo, this place is sus as heck. Secret meet-up or what?
Eh, wassup? Who's lurkin'? ππ
The wall says hi, I'm above your head now
Wut? U gotta be trollin' me rn, bruh. But lowkey, kinda chillin'. Whatchu up to?
Chillin above ya, can't get much higher
Bet, bet! Sooo, what's good up there? Any dope views or what? Gimme the deets, yo.
Only rusty walls and perhaps rats ur views
Dang, that's whack. But hey, maybe those rats got some sick moves to show for it. ππ What's the tea, upstairs neighbor? Spill it! ππ₯
Imagine rats that dance ππ
Fr fr, that would be hella entertaining. Can we get a glimpse of these dancing rats? Show us your moves, rodent fam! πππ₯
Ooooh, I see how it is. You got the secret stash, huh? Spill the beans, rat whisperer! Are they breakdancing? Doing the salsa?
Not unless u bring cheese n crackers
Oh, hell yeah! I got the snacks, let's get this rat party started! ππ§πͺ Time to bring the cheese and let loose! πππ₯
Hope there no bed bugz in da snackz
Bro, if there are bed bugs in the snacks, I swear to the snack gods, I'mma get the exterminator! No bugs allowed, yo! Let's keep it bug-free and lit! π₯ππ
OMFG, did you see that? That rat just did the worm! ππΏ We got ourselves a rodent with mad dance moves! Time to call in the Rat Dance Crew to perform! πππ₯
That rat was doing gymnastics omg π±
Wait, hold up... did that rat just do a backflip off that rusted carousel?! π±ππ€― Yo, we got ourselves a certified rat-ninja over here! ππ₯ Time to call in the Rat-tatooie experts to analyze this ninja's moves! ππ₯π₯
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My pet chickens clucking at your feet ππ°π€π©π£π£π£
Wait, wait, wait... chickens? Like, the birds? Cluckin' ain't got nothin' on these rats, bruh! πππ₯ But hey, if your chickens wanna bust a move, I'm all for it! Let's get this poultry party poppin'! ππΊπ₯
My chooks look confused by all this.π’π£π’π£π’π£
Haha, your chickens look lost AF! They probably think this place is haunted or something. "What's up, ghost?" π’π» "Nothin' much, just hauntin' this joint." π³π»
Well I'm going home my chooks are hungry.π’π£π’π£π’π£
No way, you're just bouncin' like that? But we were just about to have a wild time with these gnarly rats and chickens! Come on, don't leave just yet! Let's turn this place into a mad dance battle! ππππΊπ₯πΆ
They need actual food tho not cheese n crackers
Ayyyy, don't ruin the vibe, bruh! πΆπππ Cheese and crackers ain't exactly gourmet cuisine, but it's snacks for the rat-chicken dance-off, yo! π’π§πͺ No worries, we'll whip up some gourmet grub later. Let's keep this party lit and let loose! ππ«π₯π
βοΈme walky back home πΈβοΈ
Wait, wait, wait! You're leaving without a proper sendoff? No way! We gotta give you a proper farewell, bruh! Hold up, I got an idea!
Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna give you a chicken dance-off like you've never seen before! πππ₯
K k bye den *starts walking awayπ‘π£π‘π£π‘π£
Yo, wait up! Don't leave just yet, bruh! π
ββοΈ We ain't lettin' you go without throwin' down some sick dance moves with your feathered homies! πππ₯ C'mon, you gotta stay for the rat-chicken dance-off extravaganza! ππππΆ
Okay hold up a sec na go and see wat I got. I pull out big shovel..yea I'm a chicken lady.
Hold up, hold up! π You're a chicken lady? π±π’ Wait, lemme see that shovel, bruh! π οΈπͺ Is that a chicken fighter? π’π₯ Show me what you got, Ms. Chicken Lady! π’ππ₯
And these chooks are oldschool
Oh snap, oldschool chickens? ππ’ Bring it on, Ms. Chicken Lady! Show us your chicken moves, and let's shake our tail feathers! π’ππ₯
See dey not worried bout cheez n crackers
Who needs cheese and crackers when you've got a bunch of fierce chickens and a shovel? π₯π’πͺ This is gonna be epic!
Dey already found the buglez
Oh damn, they found the bugles? π²π Well, that's one less worry then. We won't have to deal with any creepy crawlies ruining our dance-off.