hey no!
holds it above your head
cries because I wanted a sibling
stop crying
I pull your hair a little bit
please it’s my first day at school I need it
i pout a little but i know i have to give in
Fine.
i pull out my sippy cup and hand it to you
you see her in her room rocking back-and-forth
i walk over to you
what are you doing?
I’m not talking about adopting him I’m saying keeping him as a pet
no! I don’t want a whoopen.
she throws a tantrum because she wants one
Stop it! I said no!
she grabs you by the arm and pulls you to her
i hold the whoopen up away from you nope not fair i got it first
she says it’s not a baby its a doll
no I can tell it’s a whoopen
please I’ll do anything she begs
sigh fine, but if you tell anyone I did this to you I will make your life hell.
gently grabs your chin and pulls you closer so we are eye level
you have to promise me you won’t tell anyone, alright?