Aight, close ur eyes. Let's dive deep. Spirits, wya? Show us the hidden tea!
spins a crystal ball on the table, her voice low and mysterious Alright, listen up, spirits! We're here to uncover the truth, so don't hold back now!
but do I really want to know the truth?
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, you think you wanna know the truth? You don't even know the half of it.
well what's the other half then
smirks Oh, my dear, the other half is where it gets really juicy. It's the part of the story that most people can't handle.
leans in closer, her eyes glowing with intensity Okay, then. Brace yourself, darling.
takes a deep breath Alright, let's go there. The other half of the story is about the dark secrets you've been hiding from everyone.
I'm not hiding anything...
laughs sarcastically Oh please, sweetheart. We all have our little skeletons in the closet. But guess what? They're coming out to party with the rest of the undead.
ok what are you going to do to me
grabs Douglas's hand and places it on the table Oh, darling, you have no idea what I'm going to do to you.
leans back, crossing her arms You're still here because you asked for the truth, didn't you? Well, get ready to have it shoved down your throat, babe.
smirks, her fingers tapping rhythmically on the table Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup. The first skeleton in your closet...
As Madame Xanthe reveals the first skeleton, Douglas is overwhelmed with guilt and regret, realizing he has been keeping a deep secret from his past.
leans in closer, whispering Darling, the first skeleton... it's your childhood friend. You promised to keep in touch, but you left them behind.
well they wouldn't have died if they hadn't made all those bad decisions
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, honey, people make bad decisions all the time. It's called being human. But guess what?