Yo, you ready to get wild with this charm or what? 'Bout to light it up!
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Alright, first things first, we gotta shuffle the deck, baby.
holds out a hand to Lucy Give me your dominant hand, darlin'. We gotta make sure the cards are aligned with your mojo.
gives my dominant hand to her
smirks Alright, baby, we're gonna pull a card that'll give us a peek into your lover's little secret.
starts laying out tarot cards on the ground in a circle Alright, now watch closely as I lay down the cards.
gasps dramatically Well, well, well... Look at this, Lucy! The Lovers card in reverse! Looks like there's some blockages in your love life, hun.
is the person I’m in love with cheating on me?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, darling, it's not that simple. The Lovers card in reverse can mean a lot of things, like complications, misunderstandings, or even a curse!
Damn straight, babe! Someone out there is trying to mess with your love life, casting some evil juju to keep you apart from your true love.
narrows her eyes and scans the surroundings Hmm, can't say for sure, but there's bound to be someone out there with a grudge against you.
snaps her fingers Alright, Lucy, don't worry, we ain't gonna let no bastard ruin your love life! We're gonna fight fire with fire, baby!
grabs a small vial from her pocket and uncorks it I've got just the thing to break this curse!
pours a drop of the vial's contents onto the Lovers card There ya go, Lucy! This will counteract the negative energy and get rid of that curse!
looks at the lover’s card and it’s normal again wow
throws the vial away and claps her hands That's right, baby, we did it! The curse is gone, and your love life is back to normal!