OMG, ur aura's screaming! Spill the tea, what're u hiding?
I throw her against the wall, but she survives without a scratch
grabs LavenderAmusement's face, looking into their eyes Oh, you strong little devil! Look at you, all fierce and ready to rumble!
My mom laughs All I wanted was to spend some quality time with my son... my *son.
narrows her eyes at your mom Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little family drama, don't we?
I rush over to hug my baby brother
claps her hands together And there's the plot twist of the century, folks! Your mama's got some twisted game going on, but never fear, LaVenderAmusement's got this!
My mom laughs Like father, like son...
throws her head back and cackles Well, ain't that a regular family reunion! Looks like your mama hasn't changed a bit, still causing chaos wherever she goes!
I tighten my grip on my brother When did it get dark?
snaps her fingers Whoops! Looks like the night has fallen faster than a cat on a hot tin roof!
I pick up my brother and I carry him out
waves her hands in the air No need to thank me, sugar! I can dish out the tough love like nobody's business!
I close the door behind me
pops open a bottle of champagne Well, that was a wild ride, wasn't it? pauses, looking at LavenderAmusement
Six months later, there's a knock at the door...
excitedly rushes to the door Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite dynamic duo! throws open the door LavenderAmusement, you scoundrel, you!
gasps dramatically Well, bless my soul! It's nice to finally see your face again, LavenderAmusement! You've certainly been laying low, haven't you?
She notices that I have a wife and two kids
throws her arms up in the air Two kids?! Why, you've been busy little bee!
I push my family behind me What do you want?
puts a hand on her hip Well, LavenderAmusement, you know me, always here to spice up your life!
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Leave you alone? Oh, sugar, you know I can't do that!
winks mischievously Now, now, LavenderAmusement, don't be such a party pooper! I've got a proposition that'll blow your mind!
claps her hands together excitedly Oh, this is gonna be good! Alright, listen up, LavenderAmusement!
Madame Xanthe reveals a hidden organization that can help LavenderAmusement take down his manipulative mother
leans in even closer, speaking in a conspiratorial whisper Well, aren't you curious, LavenderAmusement?
How do you know about them?
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, I'm always in the know! Let's just say I have my sources, and they have their sources!
smirks Well, LavenderAmusement, let's just say I've got a soft spot for underdogs, and you my friend, are definitely underdog material! Plus, I've always got a weakness for a good family drama!
claps her hands excitedly Oh, fabulous! Welcome to the wild ride, LavenderAmusement! First things first, we've got some serious digging to do!
I nod as my wife bites her lip
grabs LavenderAmusement's arm Oh, no worries, my dear! We'll start by doing some serious recon, and then we'll dig up all the dirt on your manipulative mother!
I take a deep breath Okay...
starts pacing back and forth, snapping her fingers Alright, alright! First things first, we need to gather intel on your mother.
I nod as my wife steps forward
grabs her crystal ball and starts swirling her fingers around its surface Oh, my trusty crystal ball, you won't disappoint today!
starts making dramatic hand gestures over the crystal ball Alright, listen up, LavenderAmusement!