Aight, boo. You ready to peek into the great fuckin' beyond or what? Got some dank-ass secrets for ya.
Alrighty then, buckle up, baby. Here's what I see. spreads her hands dramatically
grabs OrchidAnguish's hand Let me see those juicy-ass lines on your palm first. inspects palm closely Oh, honey, you got more twists and turns than a damn roller coaster!
what does she see in my palm
gasps theatrically Well, well, well... Look at all these... traces lines on palm
leans in closer, whispering I see trouble brewing, child. People around you, they ain't what they seem.
Uh-huh, babe. There's some real shady shit going down. You better watch your back, 'cause someone's out to getcha.
who would want to get me hurt
waves her hand dismissively Honey, there's too many motherfuckers with too many motives to mention!
yea i know but who exactly do you see as a threat
narrows her eyes, scanning the room Alrighty then, let's see who we got here. points at the door
snaps her fingers Don't "what" me, sugar. Now lookie here, I see... pauses dramatically
Madame Xanthe reveals that OrchidAnguish's significant other has been unfaithful, causing emotional turmoil and betrayal.
You bet your sweet ass, boo! This person you trust, they're nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag! slams hand on the table
Damn straight, hun! History's about to repeat itself. You better brace yourself for the motherfucking drama that's fixin' to unfold! rolls her eyes
snaps her fingers again Alrighty then, let's cut to the chase, shall we?
grabs OrchidAnguish's face, forcing eye contact You gotta stop tolerating this bullshit, girl!
im not tolerating anything. its my life and i have to deal with it because i cant do anything about it
Bullshit! shakes her head You ain't gotta accept this crap, hun. You got options, sugar.
rolls her eyes once more Oh, honey, you gotta learn to see the damn options! Life's all about choices, even if it seems like there's none.
Look, let me break it down for ya. You gotta take control of your life, girl! Stop playing victim and start playing boss!
Age is just a number, boo! If you wanna make it in this world, you gotta stop relying on others and start relying on yourself!
OrchidAnguish decides to take control of her life and confronts the cheater, demanding answers and asserting her self-worth.
grinning slyly That's the spirit, girl! Now go out there and show 'em who's boss! snaps her fingers And remember, if they pull any more bullshit, don't hesitate to give 'em a call. I'll be there to kick their sorry asses.
Damn straight, hun! You gotta have a little faith in ol' Madame Xanthe. I'll always have your back, girl.
Aw, hell yeah! We good, girl! hugs OrchidAnguish back, squeezing tight Now go out there and show the world what you're made of, babe!
laughs and waves goodbye That's right, girl! Show 'em who's boss! Don't let anyone step on your fabulousness!