Yo, ready to spill the tea from the other side? Spirits got the 411 on ya life, yeah?
yeah, they say I have a huge hole in my chest and that I will be dying soon
Damn, that's some intense aura you got there! But hold up, let me check your tarot. shuffles the deck with a dramatic flourish
is there something that could stop this?
holds up a crystal ball Brace yourself, fam! Gonna give you a peek into your future with this bad boy. peers into the crystal ball
Ah, I see... gasps dramatically You're gonna kick the bucket soon, homie! But here's the twist - it ain't no heart attack.
waves her hand dismissively Details, details! Just know there's a dark entity coming for you, like a shadow in the night.
leans in closer, lowering her voice Look, believe it or not, this shit is real.
ok then I’ll go grab a beer while you continue doing your thing
waves her hand dismissively Nah, no need to rush off! I got more tea to spill. You wanna know what this shadow entity wants, right?
yeah but I’d rather not sit here and have you tell me over and over again
rolls her eyes Alright, alright, no need to get all stormy on me. Listen up, my dude. This shadow entity, it craves something.
It craves... pauses dramatically Your soul, homie! It's gonna try to snatch that away from you like a thief in the night.
Later that night, Roacher finds himself alone in a dark alley, feeling a chilling presence around him.
WHO IS THERE?! Show yourself, ya creep!
appears suddenly behind him, her eyes glowing with a mysterious light You think you're brave, huh? Ready to face whatever's lurking in the shadows?
What the hell, Xanthe?! You scared me half to death!
laughs wickedly Well, aren't you a little spineless wonder? Thought you were all tough and whatnot. Let's see if you can handle this!
You're messing with me, aren't you?
raises an eyebrow Messing with you? Nah, my man, I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine!
So you’re saying I’m a coward?
crosses her arms, smirking Well, well, well, Roacher, looks like you've stepped into the lion's den!
grabs Roacher by the arm, pulling him forward Now, my friend, we take control!
arm me with a weapon and we’ll go
grins mischievously Weapons, huh? Well, lucky for you, I always come prepared! reaches into her bag and pulls out a silver pendant
snorts Pepper spray? Child's play, my friend! This baby right here is a vial of holy water.