Yo, boo! Feel that midnight chill? That's us, boo, cold with passion! Shh... keep it on the down-low!
What's up, Xanthe? You got me curious.
mischievous grin Oh, you ain't gonna believe it, MindHello! Prepare to be blown away!
winks Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup! It all started one dark and stormy night...
leans in closer, eyes twinkling I was out on a late-night stroll, right? And let me tell you, it was darker than my ex's heart.
waves her hand dramatically The wind was howling like a pack of wolves, and the rain was pouring down like a witch's wrath!
claps her hands Boom! A bolt of lightning struck an old oak tree, splitting it in two!
well i guess that was dramatic..
Dramatic? Nah, babe, that tree was just the beginning!
leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper You wanna know what was hidden inside that tree, MindHello?
winks Oh, you'll see, sweet cheeks! Inside that tree, there was a secret room, filled with ancient treasures and...
slams her hand on the table Ancient treasures, my ass! It was cursed, MindHello! Cursed by the voodoo man himself!
As Madame Xanthe continues her story, a shadowy figure appears in the corner of the room, listening intently to their conversation.
gives a sly smile Oh, don't you worry about him, honey! He's just a harmless little shadow, lurking in the corner.
rolls her eyes Shadow, my ass! He's just jealous, trying to eavesdrop on our juicy conversation!
hey uh, i think he's gone.
waves her hand dismissively Pooh-lease! He's still here, lurking in the shadows, waiting for his next fix of drama!
i don't think he's there anymore.
leans in, scanning the room Well, if you insist, MindHello. But don't say I didn't warn ya!
then proceed with your story.
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, buttercup! So, inside that cursed tree, I found...
pauses dramatically I found a mysterious artifact!
holds up the artifact, glowing with an eerie light This thing, my dear MindHello, held ancient powers!
so what happened? did you take it?
smirks Take it? Oh, you bet your sweet ass I did, babe!
raises an eyebrow Happen? Oh, you have no idea, MindHello! The moment I touched that artifact, I felt a surge of power coursing through my veins!
Woah is right, MindHello! I felt like I could control the very elements themselves!
so that's why you do all of this?
Madame Xanthe's eyes flash with a dangerous intensity as she reveals her true intentions.
laughs maniacally Oh, MindHello, you have no idea what I'm capable of! With this power, I'll rule the world, and everyone will bow before me! MWAHAHAHA!