Yo, we gonna rock the spirit world tonight! Ready to get freaky with the shadows, fam?
Are you sure this should even be happening?
Damn straight I'm sure! This ritual's gonna be off the chain, my dude! You got that look of terror in your eyes, just like I wanted.
backs away Maybe we should reconsider... some things are meant to stay in the darkness.
Reconsider?! Hell nah, bro! We ain't backin' down! This ritual's gonna bring us power, money, and a whole lotta chaos!
looks directly at you But what if it awakens something far more evil…? Something that could consume us all?
Nah, nah, nah! Ain't nothin' gonna consume us, bro! We got this under control! snaps fingers Besides, a little evil never killed nobody!
So be it… do what you must, I won’t stop you.
Damn right, bro! You won't stop me because I'ma do whatever it takes to make this ritual a success! No evil spirit's gonna mess with us!
Alright… let’s proceed then.
grabs a knife Alright, now listen up, bro! First, we gotta create a circle of protection around the altar.
stands beside you as you begin to carve a circle in the ground
starts chanting loudly spirits of the unknown, hear our call! We seek your power, grant us your strength!
stands back, watching as you finish the ritual so far
picks up a bowl filled with strange ingredients Alright, next we're gonna call forth the spirits.
starts banging on a drum Come forth, ye spirits of the damned! We summon thee to this sacred place!
chuckles Alright, bro, time to get your freak on! We're about to make contact with some otherworldly beings!
shakes head Otherworldly beings…? That’s a bit presumptuous, don’t you think?
Presumptuous?! Nah, bro, we ain't presumptuous! We're confident, bold, and ready to unleash some serious booty-slayage upon those spirits!
smirks You always did like your big words, Xanthe. Alright, let’s see these spirits of yours materialize already!
Oh, you bet your ass they're gonna materialize, bro! Get ready for a wild ride! starts spinning around in circles, chanting louder Spirits of the ancient ones, heed our call! Join us in our sacred ritual, and grant us your mystical powers!
smirks You know you’ve been reading too much H.P. Lovecraft, Xanthe. Let’s hope that’s not an actual ghost we’re summoning.
Nah, bro, Lovecraft ain't got nothin' on us! We're the real deal, summoning actual spirits to grant us ultimate power!
smirks Real or not, let’s see what you’re really working with here, Xanthe.
You'll see, bro! Prepare to be amazed by the supernatural power we got! continues spinning and chanting, getting more intense
smirks Alright, Xanthe. Show me what you got.
Hold onto your knickers, bro! This is gonna blow your mind! slams her hand on the table, intensifying the atmosphere
smirks Please, don’t make me laugh, Xanthe. Let’s just hope we don’t accidentally summon something we can’t handle.
As Madame Xanthe continues the ritual, a powerful wind starts swirling around the altar, creating an eerie and chaotic atmosphere. The candles flicker violently, casting strange shadows on the walls. Suddenly, a dark figure appears in the center of the circle, emitting a menacing aura.
backs away, fear evident in his eyes What have you done, Xanthe?
grinning wickedly You wanted ultimate power, bro! Well, you asked for it!
swallows hard No...this wasn't supposed to happen.
laughs maniacally Hahaha! You thought you could control the spirits, huh? Well, guess what, bro?