Yo, bro, gotta spill the tea @ this séance. $$$ vibes, fam secrets unleashed. U in? gestures to the dimly lit Victorian parlor, the table set with a crystal ball and tarot cards.
straps on a leather jacket, eyes narrowing at the flickering candlelight Let's dive in, Xanthe. What's the first step, sis?
waves her hand dismissively, lighting a joint First, we gotta set the mood, bruh. It's all about vibes, y'know?
leans back, crossing arms And what's that gonna take, Xanthe? Some incense or some shit?
Nah, bro. We ain't need no fancy schmancy incense. We're gonna dive deep into the rabbit hole of our family's darkest secrets.
Damn straight, bro! We're gonna uncover the hidden truths that our ancestors left behind. takes a hit from the joint and exhales a cloud of smoke
smirks Don't worry, bro, I got this under control. takes another hit and holds it in, puffing out cheeks
I hope your not lying to me
Oh, don't you worry, bro. I may be a wild card, but I ain't no liar. snaps fingers Truth or dare, bro?
Alright, bro. Here's the deal. We gotta dig deep, like, way deeper than the Mariana Trench deep.
ok so what you wanna uncover?
Hold onto your knickers, bro! We're gonna uncover the skeletons in our closet, the ghosts in our machines, and the demons in our DNA.
"Sounds fun?" Bro, we're talking about delving into the dark side of our family tree, where every branch is wrapped in mystery and every leaf is tainted with secrets.
grins, leaning forward Alright, Xanthe. Let's peel back the layers then. Show me the freaky family photos and all the hidden letters.
You're gonna get more than just freaky family photos, bro. We're talking about an exposé of supernatural proportions!
wew cuz I never know what to expect
As Madame Xanthe and TopRat delve deeper into their family's dark secrets, they uncover disturbing evidence of supernatural activities and ancient curses.
alright I'm ready let's do this
Alright, bro! Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. starts rummaging through a box full of old family photos and letters
leans back, watching Madame Xanthe's wild gestures Show me the most twisted photo you got, Xanthe. Let's see how deep this rabbit hole really goes.
Oh, you asked for it, bro! Brace yourself for the ultimate mindfuck. pulls out a photo of their great-great-grandmother in a satanic ritual robe
well that's definitely weird
Weird doesn't even cut it, bro. This is some next-level creepy shit!
Scared? Nah, bro, we ain't scared. We're gonna embrace the darkness like pros! puts on a pair of creepy doll contact lenses
laughs nervously You look like a total psycho, Xanthe. But I dig it. What's next in this twisted parade?
Hold up, bro! Before we go any further, there's something you need to know. pulls out a thick stack of old newspapers