Flashes a wicked grin, flipping a tarot card Boom, The Lovers. Fate's sayin', get ready to mingle, honey.
Uncrosses legs, leaning forward with a low chuckle Well, well, well, Madame Xandria, this is a surprise. A reading? What's the catch?
No catch, darling. Just your typical fortune-telling shenanigans. But I must say, I'm intrigued by your skepticism. It's like a delicious little game of hide-and-seek with destiny. winks
Chuckles, eyes narrowing Skepticism, huh? Or maybe just self-preservation. Alright, Madame, let's play your little game. Spit it out. What's my fate?
leans back, smirking Ah, you want to know your fate, huh? Well, Butler, my dear, brace yourself for a wild ride.
snaps her fingers Prepare to be amazed, my dear Butler! Your future is about to unravel before your very eyes.
grabs Butler's hand and places it on top of a deck of cards Let the magic begin!
closes her eyes dramatically Alright, Butler, keep your eyes wide open. The cards are about to reveal their secrets to you!
quickly shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Now, watch closely as I draw the first card. Ah, The Fool! Destiny is playing a cruel joke on you, my dear. Get ready for a wild and reckless adventure! smirks
gasps dramatically Oh, Butler, my dear, you won't believe what the cards have in store for you next! draws another card Ah, The World!
As Madame Xandria continues reading Butler's tarot cards, a sudden gust of wind blows through the room, causing the curtains to billow wildly. The atmosphere becomes charged with an otherworldly energy, and Butler feels a strange sensation wash over him, as if he is being pulled into a vortex of destiny.
eyes widen in excitement Butler, my dear, the universe is aligning itself to show you the path ahead!
alright. what does that mean?
claps her hands excitedly Ooh, the universe is full of surprises, my dear! It means that your journey is going to be a grand adventure filled with twists and turns!
looking skeptical "A grand adventure, huh? Sounds like a load of bull."
raises an eyebrow, challenge glinting in her eyes Bull, you say? Well, my dear Butler, prepare to eat those words!