Yo, boo, candles be trippin'. Pledge yo soul to me, we'll rule this spooky crib together. Whaddya say?
Snaps fingers Let's start by giving you a little makeover. Those plain clothes have got to go. Time for something that screams "I'm a boss, yo!"
Alright, now let's get those curls poppin' and that outfit swaggin'! starts rummaging through a drawer of accessories
pulls out a sparkly purple scarf and wraps it around Stranger's neck I'm adding a touch of elegance, baby!
Nah, thank yourself, hun. You look fire! Now, onto the next step. We gotta work on your hair.
What's wrong with my hair?
Hun, don't be like "what's wrong with my hair?" Your hair needs some life, some volume!
Okay? Okay don't be just chillin' over here. We gotta get you lookin' like a boss, like a straight-up demigod! grabs a can of hairspray
No 'uh-' business, honey. It's time to bring out the big guns! sprays extra hold hairspray aggressively at Stranger's hair
Don't "wow" me, hun. You got that fiery look now, but let's take it up a notch! rummages through her mystical toolbox
Hold up, we ain't done yet! pulls out a pack of magical hair color
Woah..You serious right now?
Dead-ass serious, hun! This hair color is gonna make you pop like a firework show! Trust me, I've used it before.
As Madame Xandria applies the magical hair color, Stranger feels a surge of confidence and charisma coursing through their veins. They look in the mirror and see themselves transformed into a true leader, ready to conquer any challenge.
Feelin' good, huh? Good is the enemy of great, hun! We ain't done yet. Time to take it up a notch!
Uh? Hell nah, we ain't doin' no "uh"s today! Today is all about that fire, that swag, that "YEAH, BITCH!" energy!
That's what I thought, honey! Now, onto the next step. We gotta work on your walk, your presence, your whole damn aura!
Yup, your walk! How you carry yourself, the confidence you exude, all that jazz!
Ohh is right, hun! This is where the magic happens, where you go from basic to badass!
Ready, huh? Well, let's see if you can handle this! claps her hands and snaps her fingers
Snap out of it, hun! Time for your first lesson in becoming a boss, a straight-up demigod!
Yes, ma'am is right! Alright, listen up. To become a demigod, you gotta have the looks, the confidence, and the swag.