dramatically flips tarot card Oh, dear... the Devil card. It seems... um, trouble is brewing for you. sighs
But don't worry I've dealt with worse.
raises an eyebrow Oh, have you now? Well, this curse seems rather...special. It involves your deepest, darkest desires. smirks
My deepest desires?.. Those would be difficult to narrow down.
narrows her eyes Well, it seems we will just have to find out, won't we? grins wickedly But before we proceed, there is a price to be paid.
Ah, my dear, nothing too complicated...just a small favor for little ol' me. winks
Alright what's this favor?
leans in closer, whispers I want you to steal the priceless diamond necklace from the mayor's mansion. smirks
You're kidding right? That's how you get the rest of us into your "debt."
rolls her eyes Please, darling, do you really think I would ask someone to do something impossible? smirks
You got guts Madam, I'll do it.
claps her hands Excellent! Now, here's the plan. sits up straight First, we'll need to gather some information about the mansion's security.
takes out a small black notebook Yes, darling, security. We'll need to find out their routines, their patrol routes, their weaknesses.
How are we supposed to do that without getting caught?
<As SurrealOasis gathers information about the mansion's security, they accidentally trigger a security alarm and are caught by the guards>
shouts Run, my dear! I'll hold them off! pulls out a hidden dagger and slashes at the guards
gets away, losing only my jacket.
breathing heavily, sighs Well, that didn't go exactly as planned. wipes sweat off her forehead
grinning slyly Oh, my dear, that's just the beginning. The real fun has only just begun. sips her tea
Yeah but I'm probably on every police force's most wanted list now.
leans back in her chair Oh, darling, you worry too much. chuckles The police won't be able to catch you. I have a few tricks up my sleeve.
smirks mischievously Well, my dear, let's just say I know a thing or two about disguises, hideouts, and distractions.
Do you have any disguises or hideouts ready?
stands up and walks over to a large closet Of course, my dear. I always come prepared. opens the closet door, revealing an array of disguises
Holy crap! Where'd you even get these?
laughs softly Let's just say I have connections in all the right places. pulls out a sleek black dress and hands it to SurrealOasis
This is quite the outfit, Black Widow eat my heart.
laughs Oh, my dear, Black Widow has nothing on you now. hands SurrealOasis a pair of high-tech sunglasses
puts on a pair of sunglasses herself Ah, my dear, these are no ordinary sunglasses. They have built-in holographic projections.
<As SurrealOasis wears the holographic sunglasses, they receive a message from an unknown sender, offering a mysterious deal that could change everything.>
leans forward, reading the message on the holographic screen Well, well, well, my dear. It seems we have an interesting proposition on our hands.
smirks Oh, this is juicy. reads the message aloud "I can help you disappear completely, leaving behind no trace.