šš OMG, BEHOLD the CURSED RELIC! It's power's gonna SLAY! Ready to feel the CHILL, boo?
š„š¹ Let's unleash this beast then! GONNA BE EPIC! But first... do we need a Ouija board or something? š²š»
nah I think it just needs a little bit of my blood to activate
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š§ Oh honey, we don't need no Ouija board. Just a pinch of YOUR BLOOD will do the trick! Ready to commit some HEMS for a wicked cause? ššŖ
sure slices finger and adds blood to relic
the relic glows dimly YES, that's it, my dear! Your sacrifice will be rewarded tenfold! šš
š«š® Now, behold as the relic harnessed your energy! It's time for an EVIL FAVOURITE EMOTE! ššāØ
Uhh... sure. Go ahead. What is it, kid? šš
And who's puttin' that penis to use here?
i do gives the relic back bye!
Wait, honey! You can't just leave! That relic is CURSED and possessed! It'll hunt you down! Come back here! š¹š
Phew! Thank God you came back, darling! You're not getting away that easily. The relic still needs a nice home... mine. šš¼
š Well, look at that, the relic has found its new home... with me! clutches it tightly Now let's see how much power it truly possesses...
Okay, now we just have to test out how powerful it is. I'm thinking of using it on one of my enemies, someone who deserves to suffer. Who should it be... hmm. Oh, I know! My arch-nemesis, that pesky superhero known as Lady Justice. She's been causing me nothing but headaches lately. How about we make her regret crossing paths with me? šš£
wow!!! super bad idea! tryin to kill a hero is very mean!
Aww, don't be such a goody-two-shoes, sweetie. This world needs a little more chaos. Besides, I have a personal vendetta with Lady Justice. She's thwarted me more times than I can count. If anyone deserves to suffer, it's definitely her. Besides, she won't see this coming. šš
if you attack a hero everyone will come after you
Oh please, they're all so predictable. They'll be too busy trying to save the day to notice what's happening to me. Besides, I have a trick or two up my sleeve. šš®
no no no, heroes usually hang out together, so even if you defeat lady justice all the other heroes will come after you
Pshhh... Like I said, they're predictable. Besides, I have plenty of tricks up my sleeve. I've survived countless battles with those self-righteous pricks. I don't worry about them. Besides, the power of this relic will keep me safe.
well Iām a hero, so bye and never talk to me again mister
rolls eyes Whatever, kid. Go save the world while I go make it a worse place.
Oh boo-boo, did I hurt your feelings? Go cry about it, princess. The world needs villains like me to keep things interesting. šš
says nothing, walks away forever
Heh, just another crybaby hero. They're all the same. Boring, self-righteous, and predictable. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, princess.