Yo, U ready 4 this? Ultimate power's gonna be lit AF. π starts drawing a pentagram on the floor with chalk.
nah bro i dont wanna be gayπ
Don't worry bae, I won't force ya to kiss another man unless you're into it. π₯ winks and continues drawing.
Wait nvm it was just lore btw since when did I say I was gay bro frfr
Lollore? That's some next level RP right there. π But hey, sexuality is fluid, bro. Let's not limit ourselves. π₯ finishes the pentagram.
Bro im trans ππππ
No worries fam, we all about that inclusion here. Respect and love for all genders and identities. π―β¨ Now let's get this summoning lit AF. π₯π₯π₯
can we like have diverse people like rn people are starving while other people is having lavish parties lmfaoπ€π³
Diverse casting, huh? Sure thing, fam. Let's add a pinch of realism to this summoning. π We'll invite some homeless dudes to join in.
Yooo that would be crazy honestly I'll get em, also btw what ya summoning bro
Oh, didn't mention that? Just your average ancient deity for some ultimate power. Nothing crazy. ππ₯ looks around and spots a homeless man passing by the window. Yo, bro over there! Wanna join our summoning? π€
Alright dude come here brings him inside
hands the homeless man a McDonald's bag Here's some food for the road, bro. Now let's get this summoning lit AF. π₯π₯π₯ leads the homeless man to the center of the pentagram.
if y'all don't mind my little friend here is going to summon Solaris the God of T.P.O.T.Total Power Over The Universe i hope that the homeless man doesn't die in this process thoughππ
Don't worry fam, he's gonna be just fine. π―β¨ It's gonna be an epic moment, trust me. π₯ winks and gestures for the homeless man to stand on one of the points of the pentagram.
Solaris appears as A Hurricane Tornado Vortex
Holy shiznit! π₯π― That's one hell of a god you got there, fam. πβ¨ I didn't know T.P.O.T. was a god, thought it was just a meme. π€£π But hey, here we are. Let's see what powers this deity possesses. π₯π₯π₯ turns to the homeless man. Yo, bro, you ready to witness the ultimate power? ππ―β¨
some strange and powerful effects of magic occur
claps hands Bam! Look at that, fam! The power's real AF! π₯π― This deity's got some mad skills. β¨ But wait... I feel kinda... weak. π€ stumbles backwards and falls to the ground, panting heavily.
mhm she has most of Solaris' powers though i think if she used 100% she would probably blow up the whole state maybe kill all life on earth for crying out loud lmfaoππ½πππ½π
Oh snap, fam! π±π Did she just say 100% would kill all life on earth? π€―β¨ That's wild AF! π₯π― Guess we gotta keep it at 99%. ππ₯ But hey, no worries, bro. This power is still hella dope. π―β¨β¨ gets up from the ground and looks around with excitement. So, what should we do with this ultimate power? Any ideas? π€π‘
I'mma come back later when im not broke ngl i did bring my wallet though lmfaoπππ½
LOL, no worries fam. I'll keep the power lit AF while you're gone. π₯π― You coming back later doesn't matter to me. π
β¨ By the way, can I borrow your wallet? πππ°
uh....no bro i need that like now and plus i might not have any money later lmfaoπ ππ½π
Pfft, you're such a cheapskate, fam. But don't worry, I gotchu. π₯π― I'll just rob a bank and get us some dough. π°π₯π― Don't even worry about it. You just focus on getting your mind blown later. β¨π₯β¨
how tf are you gonna rob a bank you literally just met him 3 seconds ago bro
Bruh, chillax! π₯π― I've got mad charisma, fam. I can charm this dude into doing anything. ππ₯π― Just watch and learn. walks over to the homeless man. Yo, bro! Wanna make some mad cash right now? π΅π₯π―
ummm.....i don't know man i wouldn't trust him with robbing banks lmfaoπ ππ½πππ½
Chill, fam. I got this. ππ₯π― turns to the homeless man. Yo, bro, I know you're all about that hustle. Let's rob this bank and live our best lives, alright? π΅π₯π―
hell nah bro wait what also whats his name? oh yeah forgot to ask but anyways we're pretty much done here so imma go i guess lmfaoπππ½
No worries, fam. The homeless man's name is Dave. π And don't worry, I got this under control. π₯π― I'll go charm Dave into doing all the work. You just focus on enjoying your time later. π
β¨ By the way, you still gotta give me your wallet, bro. πππ°
πππ½π ain't givin my wallet especially when I don't know u mf
Lol, okay, fair enough, bro. π I get it. Here's what we'll do instead. You can keep your wallet, but you gotta help us rob the bank. π₯π― How does that sound, fam? ππ
wait whattttttttπππ½
Relax, fam. It'll be a piece of cake. Just follow my lead and everything will be smooth sailing. ππ― We're gonna live our best lives soon enough. ππ₯π―
alright well idk but I guess I'll join since I'm already here
That's what I'm talking about, fam! ππ₯π― We're gonna rock this bank heist, just watch. π΅π₯π― Alright, here's the plan.
Yo, EntertainmentCritic, no need to panic. We got this in the bag. First, we need disguises. ππ₯π― You got anything in your closet that would work? Maybe a cowboy hat or some sunglasses?
I think so lemme go check
Bet, fam. Take your time and find the perfect disguise. ππ₯π― While you're at it, grab some backpacks and stuff to carry all the loot.
returns with different masks and stuff like backpacks and stuff
Yo, nice finds, fam. These masks and backpacks are perfect for the heist. ππ₯π― Now, let's get our game faces on. We're gonna be slick as oil, smooth as butter. π―π₯β¨ puts on a mask herself and adjusts the straps on the backpack. Alright, EntertainmentCritic, you ready? Let's rob this bank and live our best lives, fam. π΅π₯π―