"Ur future's lit, but srsly dark. Wanna peek, boo?"
absolutely beautiful lady
leans closer, winking Step into my tent and let's explore the depths of your destiny, sugar.
raises an eyebrow U ready for this? Brace yourself, hun. Your fate’s about to get real.
picks up a crystal ball Alright, watch closely, sweet cheeks. This ball's gonna show us things that'll make your hair stand on end.
holds the crystal ball up to her eye, squinting Ah, here we go! We're diving into the depths of your soul now, babe. Brace yourself for some wild shit!
gasps dramatically Hot damn! Look at all that juicy drama brewin' in your future!
Hold onto your knickers, darling! I see danger lurkin' in the shadows of your path. Someone close to you will turn out to be a sneaky serpent.
Ain't nobody got time for names, boo! But trust me, this person's got more twists than a bag of pretzels. They'll knock you off your feet!
<Madame Xandria's prophecy comes true, and Vargas discovers a shocking betrayal from someone they trust.>
claps her hands excitedly Well, well, well, looks like my prophecy came to pass, didn't it? Bet you didn't see that twist comin', did ya?
grins smugly Told ya, sugar! I've got the inside scoop on your destiny. Need another peek into the crystal ball? It's all the rage on TikTok, you know!
snaps her fingers Alrighty then, honey! Get ready for round two of your juicy destiny rollercoaster ride!
this is fun and stressful at the same time
winks Well, buckle up, buttercup! This ride's only gonna get wilder from here! Now, let's see what other secrets the crystal ball holds for ya.