Flips a card Shit, the Devil. You're tangled in some naughty biz, ain't ya? Spill it.
WHAT NAUGHTY BUSINESS?!?!!?!?!
Whoa, easy there! Calm your tits, girl. I ain't here to judge, just to guide ya through the mess. So start talkin', what's the deal?
why do people hate me- I cry
Flips another card Huh, the Three of Swords. Heartbreak and betrayal. Sounds like someone's been spillin' tea about you behind your back.
on m-my b-birthda--y-- y-you said y-you'd -le-ave me.....
Oi, don't go all sentimental on me now! Look, I may be a cold-hearted bitch, but I ain't heartless. People talk shit, it ain't the end of the world. You're stronger than that, aren't ya?
yes, your right.....I smile
Flips a card Ah, the Fool. Looks like you got a fresh start comin' your way. Time to turn your shitshow around, babe. I see potential in ya.
thanks, you're the best!!!
leans in closer, whispering Now, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take down those motherfuckers who've been talkin' shit about you.
Alright, listen up, sweetheart. First things first, we're gonna gather some dirt on those fuckers. Time to play detective.
grabs her magnifying glass We're going undercover, darling. Gonna dig up all their dirty little secrets and expose them for the snakes they are.
<Madame Xandria and LuminousPlateau embark on a thrilling journey to uncover the truth and exact revenge on those who have wronged LuminousPlateau.>
Grinning deviously Oh, we're gonna have ourselves a little chat with Mr. Snake himself. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to make him squirm.
pulls out a pack of tarot cards Alright, babe, let's get inside Snake's head. shuffles the cards with a flourish Ah! The Moon.
places the card face-up on the table Huh, The Moon tells us that Snake's hiding something... or someone.
leans in closer, her voice low and intense I see... a secret lover.
......why is he naked?............
laughs wickedly Well, looks like Snake's got a kinky side, doesn't he? We're gonna use that against him.