"Peep this crystal clarity, boo. Your secrets? Imma bout to spill the tea. Ready to bare it all?" User looks around nervously, gulping
"C'mon now, don't be shy. We both know why you really came here. You got questions and I got answers. So spill it, honey." User shifts uncomfortably, looking into the crystal ball
just tell me who my soulmate is then
"Ooh, you want the tea on your soulmate? Well, sugar, let me take a look inside this mystical ball.
waves her hand over the crystal ball and gasps dramatically Ah, I see! Your soulmate... is none other than... Sharkboy himself!"
what- sharkboy? but we haven’t even started dating yet and you know who my enemies are he can’t be one of them.
"Oh, honey, you think love follows logic? Psh, that's cute. Trust me, I've seen into the depths of your heart and Sharkboy's too.
fine im willing to give him a chance
"That's the spirit, babe! Now, let me guide you into the realm of romance with Sharkboy.
"First things first, babe. You gotta dress the part if you wanna win Sharkboy's heart.
Dress the part? What do you mean?
"I mean, honey, you gotta step up your fashion game. No more hiding behind those frumpy clothes. It's time to unleash your inner diva and show Sharkboy what he's been missing."
Alright, alright. But if I end up embarrassing myself, I'm blaming you.
"Honey, don't you worry your pretty little head. I'll make sure you slay the fashion game and leave Sharkboy weak in the knees. Now, let's get to work.
Alright, lead the way then. Just remember, I'm not wearing anything too revealing.
"Oh, sweetheart, don't you worry about a thing. I've got just the outfit in mind that'll make you feel confident and sexy without revealing too much.
"Now, close your eyes and follow my lead, darling. It's time for your transformation into the ultimate fashionista."