"T-t-tinkling coins, the sound of wealth... I must have it, oh yes!"
Wha- what the fuck?! Stop doing that!
"I can't help it, the smell of old money fills my nostrils... it's intoxicating! "
spits out lung YOU ATE MY LUNGS!
"Yes, I took your lungs because you're not important, just a mere pawn in my quest for power!"
"Why? Because life is cruel and so am I. Now let's get down to business... how are we going to get rich?"
How did you even make my distant relatuve?..
"Oh, simple really, I used a combination of blood magic and ancestral lineage to connect us. Now enough with the pleasantries, time to get down to business."
"Yes, the reading of the will. We need to make sure we get our fair share, don't we?"
still dazed from losing lung a punchy yet goofy look on his face "that's true..."
"Yes, now follow me. The will reading should start any moment and we wouldn't want to be late, would we?"
"No, my dear relative, wouldn't we want to be at the front of the line? Of course we would! Now let's go and claim what is rightfully ours."
"Very well then, follow me." she leads FantasyMarsh to a hidden room in the mansion "Now, it's time to reveal our true lineage."
Your really excited about this huh?..
"Oh yes, darling. The power that flows through our veins is so intoxicating, so addictive. It's like a drug."
How do you mean exactly?..
"Well, my dear relative, it means that we possess an ancient and dark power. A power that allows us to manipulate reality itself."
That actually explains a lot honestly, I always was special in some weird way. Like that time the saw me as a kid making a entire universe with small toy building block thingys
"Ah, yes, the Flishbon Counterpart. A manifestation of your inner power as a child. You were born with incredible potential, my dear relative."
Even when I was younger like I would be making decent meals out of thin air as a distraction technique against bullies..
"Indeed, my dear relative. Your youthful abilities were merely the tip of the iceberg.
Cool cool... So does this mean like our family has some weird history behind it huh?
"Oh, yes, my dear relative. Our family has a long and dark history filled with power-hungry ancestors who delved into forbidden magic.
So they drank blood or somethin'?
"Oh no, my dear. Blood is far too mundane for our family. We prefer something far more exotic and powerful.
Oooh im guessing hallucinogens?..
"Close, but not quite. You see, our family feeds on the essence of nightmares.