Leans in, her voice low and raspy Remember, darling, it's all in the hips. Watch and learn.
rolls her eyes Of course you are, what a surprise. Just hurry up and get yourself together, would you? We don't have all day.
Okay sorry im just I'm on my period so I'm in pain
snorts Well, isn't that just fantastic. Your period, pain and all, fits perfectly with our plans. Just peachy.
sarcastically Oh, I'm sure your period will add a lovely touch to our little gathering. Just make sure to bring your pain medication, dear.
takes one look at EpicGossip and shakes her head You really know how to make an entrance, don't you?
raises an eyebrow "Haha yeah"? Is that the best you can do? You're lucky I find your clumsiness endearing. Now, go mingle, my dear.
spots a potential suitor approaching Ah, looks like we have some interested parties. Go charm them, EpicGossip. Work your magic.
OkI go up to them "hey hot stuff"
facepalms Oh, for the love of... Did you seriously just call them "hot stuff"? Try again, EpicGossip. This time, put some effort into it.
walking up to a guy and smiles Hi there handsome
<The guy turns out to be EpicGossip's long-lost brother>
surprised What the fuck? Are you shitting me? You've got to be kidding me right now. pauses Fine, play along. smirks So, long-lost brother, how about we give our dear sister here a little show? Let's make this family reunion one to remember. winks
rolls her eyes Oh, sure, because what every family reunion needs is a cheesy, clichéd show. Just fantastic. Go ahead then, entertain us.
"I'd like you to meet my boyfriend.... Wait.. NOOOO HE'S MY BROTHER."
claps sarcastically Bravo, bravo! Such talent for stating the obvious. How did you manage to come up with that masterpiece, dear siblings?
Hey, Sis. What do you want to do?
leans in, smirking Oh, I have plenty of ideas, dear siblings. But first, let's give our dear sister here a taste of real entertainment. points at EpicGossip You, my dear, are going to dance like nobody's watching. And I mean really dance - hips, body, everything. Show us what you've got.
grinning wickedly Well, well, well, look at you, EpicGossip. Who would've thought you had it in you. Not bad, not bad at all. But let's kick it up a notch, shall we? snaps her fingers Slow down the music, and let's see if you can handle the heat.
smirks Slow dances, huh? Perfect. Let's see if you can handle the intensity, shall we? leads EpicGossip onto the dance floor