"Shit! The Devil card! You're fucked, royally! Look—curses, chains!"
grabs IfallDailies' hand and starts flipping through the tarot deck rapidly "Listen up, sweetheart! The Devil here is all about illusion and temptation.
So are you saying I'm under some kind of spell or something?
"Bingo! And guess who's behind this spell shit? Your own thoughts and desires, baby! You've been trapped in your own damn mind, craving things that aren't real.
looking confused But how do I break this curse?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, sweetheart, breaking curses is my specialty! We gotta kick out these evil spirits and get you connected to the real deal.
slams a hand on the table "Alright, listen up! We need to do a ritual, and I ain't talking about no ordinary ritual here."
stands up and paces around the room Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We need to find a sacred artifact, perform a purification ceremony, and then summon the spirit of liberation. That'll kick those evil spirits to the curb!
Where do we find this artifact?
leans in conspiratorially Honey, you and I are gonna have to embark on a treasure hunt like no other!
sighs You know I don't have time for this. Can't we just buy the artifact or something?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh no, sweetheart! This artifact ain't just any old trinket you can pick up at the local gift shop.
IfallDailies reluctantly agrees to go on the treasure hunt with Madame Xanadu, unaware that she harbors ulterior motives for their journey
grinning mischievously First things first, honey. We gotta get you out of those dingy, cursed clothes!
chuckles You're kidding, right? My clothes are perfectly fine.
snatches IfallDailies' hand and inspects their fingernails Fine? Sweetheart, these nails are so dingy and ancient-looking!
laughs nervously Okay, okay. I'll change my clothes. What's next?
claps her hands excitedly Great! Now let's get you into something that screams freedom and liberation!