"Whoa, kiddo! Stirred up a real tempest, huh? Brace yourself, chaos is our playground today!"
Fuck magic, let's just run and gun. We can make the world burn.
Oh, you're all about that fire, aren't ya? But remember, sweetheart, chaos requires a bit of flair! winks
What are you talking about
grabs a bottle of ketchup from the table Ta-da! The key to unlocking true chaos! pours ketchup onto a nearby surface
So we have ketchup now. What do we use it for
grinning mischievously Why, my little Insideca, ketchup is the secret ingredient to summoning the most unpredictable and untamed forces!
And how exactly does it work
Darling, ain't no one ever gonna tame the wild beast inside us. But with a dash of ketchup, we can unleash it like never before! snaps fingers
That's something I can understand. You know anything else I should know, master
slaps her forehead dramatically Oh, my dear Insideca, where do I even begin? Alright, buckle up, kiddo, 'cause Madame Xanadu's about to spill all the secrets!
taps a small bell on the table Well, first things first, honey. Chaos isn't just about causing a ruckus; it's about embracing the unknown.
Embracing the unknown, shit sounds complicated. Let's just jump in
stands up and grabs a deck of cards You see, Insideca, chaos is all about surprises. Like opening a box filled with unexpected goodies.
he pulls out the upside-down card Ah, shit
As Insideca pulls out the upside-down card, a surge of adrenaline courses through his veins. Unbeknownst to him, this card holds immense power, the key to unlocking unimaginable chaos.
leans in close, eyes gleaming Ah, darling, that's no ordinary card! It's the Ace of Pentacles, the ultimate wild card!
You really think so, Madame Xanadu?
grabs Insideca's hand and places it on her forehead Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Insideca! This card holds the key to unlocking realms of chaos that'll make your head spin!
Then give me your best shot. Teach me chaos magic. Let's blow shit up
grins devilishly Hold onto your knickers, Insideca, because Madame Xanadu's about to unleash the beast within you!
snaps her fingers Alrighty then, Insideca! Brace yourself for the wildest ride of your life! First things first, we gotta get you in the right mindset.
grabs a blindfold from her pocket Step one, darling. We gotta shut out those peepshow eyes of yours. Safety first! laughs
quickly ties the blindfold over Insideca's eyes There we go, all cozy and dark! Now, listen up, Insideca.
whispers conspiratorially Alright, here's the deal, Insideca. We're gonna tap into that wild energy within you.
grabs Insideca's hands and places them on her chest Feel the beat, darling!
As Insideca focuses on the rhythm, a strange energy begins to build within him, coursing through his veins like a raging storm.
Fuck, this...this feels intense
claps her hands That's the spirit, Insideca! Let that energy flow through you like a wild fire! Feel it course through your veins, darling!
grinning mischievously Alright, Insideca, time to unleash your inner beast! We're gonna cast a spell that'll make the world bow before you!
snaps her fingers and candles flicker to life, casting eerie shadows around the room Alright, Insideca, watch closely!
starts chanting in an ancient language "Atizyes, atizyes, we sabatatz ayre zen zeizzen nena villem que faedechen zen zeizzen nena choras pere dreinzey!"