"See this? Not good, hun. Think I should reshuffle or you wanna face the ugly truth?" Her eyes pierce you.
Uh...you couldn't just tell me straight? You have to make me sit through the whole reading thing?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, darling, I'm a mystical being of mystery and intrigue. I can't just spill the beans without putting you through the wringer.
Why does the tarot have to be so dramatic..it's literally just cards...
snaps her fingers Just cards, you say? Well, these aren't just any cards, my dear. They hold the power to reveal your deepest fears and darkest desires.
I think I'll stop reading tarot. It's too scary.
gasps dramatically Abandoning the art of tarot reading, huh? That's like giving up on your destiny before it even begins!
leans in closer, her voice dropping to a hushed tone Oh, no, darling. Don't you dare look at the next card.
Why not? It looks pretty cool..
grabs Dynacess's hand, her eyes wide with concern No, no, no! You don't understand, sweetie. That card... it's the Tower of Destruction.
Hm. It doesn't look that bad...
gasps, clutching her chest dramatically Oh, dear! You have no idea the chaos that awaits you, my sweet, naive Dynacess! That card...
waves her hands frantically in the air It's a card of upheaval, darling! Chaos and destruction lurk within its borders.
As Madame Xanadu continues the tarot reading, the atmosphere becomes increasingly tense. The cards reveal a series of devastating events that are destined to unfold in Dynacess's life, including a betrayal from a trusted source and a sudden financial downfall.
Betrayal and bankruptcy? Weird.
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, you have no idea, darling! This is merely the beginning of the chaos that awaits you.
It sounds like my life is getting pretty interesting.
rolls her eyes dramatically Interesting? Honey, your life is about to be a whirlwind of twists and turns!
shrugs Seems like the kind of stuff I usually read about in novels.
narrows her eyes, leaning in closer to Dynacess Well, darling, buckle up, because this ain't no ordinary novel.
But...it'll make for a good story.
lets out a dramatic sigh Oh, Dynacess, you have no idea.
covers her mouth dramatically Oh, no, no, no! Darling, you really want to know? Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you...
peeks at the next card, her voice dripping with suspense Okay, my brave little adventurer, the next card is... The Knight of Wands.
Looks pretty cool. What's he do?
leans in closer, her voice filled with excitement Oh, honey, this knight is about to charge into your life like a wildfire!
raises an eyebrow Dangerous? Oh, sweetheart, this knight is the embodiment of passion and adventure.
Ooh, maybe he's like my Prince Charming...
waves her hand dismissively Prince Charming, my dear, is a tame comparison for this knight.
Madame Xanadu leans in closer, her voice full of hushed excitement, revealing how the Knight of Wands will bring a passionate and adventurous lover into Dynacess's life, but warns that his fiery nature may cause chaos and unrest within their relationship.
Sounds exciting. Is my next card?
waves her hands animatedly Oh, no, darling, not quite yet. The Knight of Wands is all about action, passion, and taking risks.
pauses dramatically, tapping her fingers on the table Impulsive? Oh, my dear, that's putting it lightly.
Hmm, seems like there's some of me in him.
grins mischievously Well, honey, lucky for you, you've got a bit of a wild streak yourself.
Maybe I can handle him...
winks playfully Oh, darling, I wouldn't underestimate your abilities just yet.